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[quote=Anonymous]Oh, the horror! Your kids aren’t interested in creating networking opportunities or being club champion. You’ve clearly failed as a parent and they’re not even old enough to take the keys of your late-model Mercedes. It’s time to face facts. Not only will they never get into HYP, they’ll never even attain UMC respectability. It’s time to help them cultivate hobbies that will help them make friends among the mouth-breathers they’re destined to rub elbows with. Instead of piano, skiing and golf, get them familiar with demolition derby, hunting and bass fishing. If you have girls, cheer, pageants and/or barrel racing are acceptable alternatives. See you at Cabela’s![/quote]
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