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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]You’re 6 weeks from your goal, you can handle it.

Do you work in person? If yes, after lunch the  day before the holiday lunch, make a big show of holding your mouth and racing to the bathroom. Flush a million times in case anyone comes in. Wait 5 minutes and splash water on your face but don’t wipe it. Return your desk slowly, clutching the wall and moaning. Tell your boss you don’t feel well and race out again and repeat the prior steps. Then on the second trip back to your desk and say you must leave. Get your crap and go home.

Send an email at 5am the day of the party. You’ve been sick since the prior afternoon. Can’t leave the toilet and won’t be in. The next day send an email at 7 that you won’t be in. You can now leave the throne but are completely wiped from the last 36 hours. Return to work the following day and claim to feel “ok”.

Then suck up the next few weeks till you can throw the double 🖕🏻on the way out the door on your last day. [/quote]

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