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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I genuinely can't wait to employ these kids in the labor force when they're done with college.

Boss: We're going to need to submit the purchase order to the market by 4 pm today.

New Employee: Ok (realizing that there are no real issues with waiting to do this until 4 weeks after the due date)

... 8 weeks later.

Boss: Wow! That transaction really made our quarter. The stock is up 150% since we purchased.

New Employee: Well, I waited until 4 weeks later to purchase it, so our basis cost was actually $45 / share - not $20.

Boss: You're Fired

Ex - New Employee: That's ok. I have to remain on your medical plan for 6 months; you must pay me a healthy severance, and I have a trip planned to Punta Cana next week anyway.

Boss: How do I file for bakruptcy?[/quote]

Boss: I need this done by 4pm today. I'm not going to do anything with it until tomorrow morning, but I still need it this afternoon.

Kid, at 4:05: Shoot! I've been working hard all afternoon and got a little behind. Since I'm late, I guess it's not worth doing.

Boss: Your written report was fine, but needs these changes.

Kid: Nope, I did my best the first time and there are no retakes.[/quote]

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