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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I mean the minute you fix one of these things something else will pop up. That's kids- hell that's adults! [b]There is no finish line, there is no perfect[/b]. [/quote] This isn’t true!! I’m only four labels and a few baskets away!!!!!!!!!! I CAN TASTE IT!! [/quote] lol! My family is perfect. My kids are perfect. When we sit at the dinner table with Bach playing softly in the background we only discuss the most intellectual of topics, like solving world hunger and global warming. My children sit straight and eat impeccably with a knife and fork, even the 3 year old. Nothing EVER goes on the floor. We’ve NEVER had meatball splatter on the window. My fresh baked cookies are always delivered to the school in a handmade basket tied in a bow. My husband and I are the picture of elegance and fitness. When I wake up my hair is perfect and my breath never smells. We are so perfect my kids all earn straight As at Big 3 and my dog bags her own poop. If only you do everything on your list and make those extra baskets. . .[/quote]
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