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[quote=Anonymous]I want to be friends with you so we can do a whole montage scene at Nieman Marcus.

You’ll shake your head and roll your eyes as the saleswoman and I bring you things, walking on sunshine will be playing, next scene shows me and the saleswoman utterly exhausted with defeat on our faces, clothes are piled everywhere; you pull back the curtain; the camera rises up from patent black stilettos, then beautiful legs, then an lbd, passing gorgeous cleavage to finally reveal your incredible face which we can finally now see because you’re not wearing your glasses.

The guy you’ve been pining for finally notices you and you start seeing him, it goes on for a while but you realize that he isn’t what you really wanted and you break up. A month later you realize that it’s me, your friend for 10 years, that you’re really in love with, we finally kiss and realize we’re all we ever needed in this world.

You give all your new clothes and shoes to your hilarious fun slutty roommate, get your new balance walking shoes out of the back of your closet, Apple Watch, flannel shirt and turtleneck are back on your body where they belong. We open a bed and breakfast In Portsmouth NH and live happily ever after. [/quote]

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