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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Honestly, I've come to really, really savor old fashioned buttered toast (sweet white bread with butter made from cow's milk). I've been having only that for breakfast every morning this week. It's actually such a luxury - remember how George Washington's weird mother wrote him a letter when he was on the battlefield in Pennsylvania, not giving a f**k about his safety but [b]requesting that he send her butter?[/b] And white bread was once a luxury too. And getting a slice of bread [i]evenly sliced[/i], and then toasted to the exact burn that you want, is also a modern miracle. So according to my distant ancestors, having buttered toast for breakfast is basically a sign that their lineage won at life or something. Sorry but I actually feel very passionate about my morning toast. I like that it's chilly outside but my slices of bread are being warmed up. I like how the butter starts to melt on warm toast. I love the texture and flavor combination when you eat it. I enjoy it so much that I don't even want coffee with it anymore. It's SO GOOD. I literally made SIX SLICES OF TOAST this morning just for myself, and I don't know what's gotten into me? Does anyone else get like this sometimes?[/quote] Lol. Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?[/quote]
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