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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]You mother is the star and writer of The Grandma Show. On this episode, the family went on a child-centric vacation (was it gatorland? for some reason, i'm picturing this happening at gatorland). Everyone was having a good time but Grandma, because people weren't paying enough attention to her.

But Grandma is the star of the show, so she got to work making herself the center of attention. She cast herself in the role of Generous Granny, buying her granddaughter any souvenir she wanted.

But alas! Granddaughter picked the wrong souvenir! A gator charm for her crocs instead of a gator keychain?? Poor Grandma. Such a generous soul and so poorly treated by the granddaughter who had the gall to pick something she liked.

"She'll never remember me and the wonderful time we had watching chickens get fed to gators! when she looks at her shoes she will only think of merrily zooming down the Gator zipline!" Grandma exclaims, crying crocodile tears.

Everyone anxiously reassures Grandma they love her. Grandma turns to look out dreamily towards the camera, happy that all eyes are on her (for now)...[/quote]

I like you. [/quote]

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