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[quote=Anonymous]Okay, I have gone thru pretty much everything on this website w my wife as we tried to have kids.  I just want to tell this little story of how wacky this process can be, and, hopefully you will be looking back yourselves and having a chuckle.
So, wife is working, and, I was commuting to NYC for work.  The day came where I had to make the lovely donation for the sperm.  Now to frame the story a little, i had to wear a suit to work then.  I had to be at the lab at 6AM sharp.  Having already showered and dressed for work, how thrilled was I that I had to rub one out.  Anyhow, I meet the staff(only females) and utlimately, they give me the cup and bring me into a room to do the self-pleasuring.
Quick aside: who the hell thought a 30-year old porno mag was gonna help me get in the mood?!?!? OMG we those gals hairy back then!  Anyhow, somehow, I get down to brass tacks, and, proceed to get close to an orgasm.....she surprise surprise, in walks the same nurse!  She both forgot to lock the door, and then forgot which room she put me in.  THE HORROR.
Being a true degenerate, I got back in the mood, deposited said goodies in cup.  Now the worst part: I get to walk out, and face the 100% female staff.  And just to add a little more color, they were all very attrcative Hispanic gals.  My my my....what a way to start your morning. They all had a good laugh at my expense. 
So, obviously, told wife the stroy. She relayed it to our Doctor overseeing the entire IVF process.  His one comment: "He finished?  He is an animal."
Yup, that is my stroy, and I hope it helps you all a bit.[/quote]

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