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[quote=Anonymous]So my conservative friends are distressed about MD's marriage law.  I got the typical "what's next, marrying farm animals?" from them.  I know they were trying to be sarcastic, but I am thinking maybe this is a really great idea!

I have been trying to find a way around my locality's restrictions on having chickens.  But if I actually married a chicken, wouldn't they have to let me keep it?

And, maybe I could get a law to restore polygamy.  Then I could have a whole FLOCK of chickens.  We could call it Poul-ygamy.  Get it?  POUL ygamy!

However we would have to think seriously about how inter-species marriage relates to reproductive law.  Would we be able to eat the eggs of our chicken wife?  Would there be a time limit on how long the egg could be considered edible?  Could we sell the eggs?

And, we'd need to discuss end-of-chicken life questions.  When my chicken is ready to go, can I get a death/cooking panel to help me with that?  The only "wanding" I will support for my chicken wife though, will be a rotisserie.

Please help me come up with a solid farm-animal marriage platform because, we wouldn't want our opponents to think we were being silly or anything.

Since I am at work I can't paste it here, but to get yourself in the mood, please google "farm animal sex".

Look forward to your thoughts.  [/quote]

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