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[quote=Anonymous]Like many people, our kids had been lobby for a dog for years. Last May, two months into the pandemic lockdown, we finally brought home a puppy, a mix between a golden and a labradoodle. He is a great family dog, and we all absolutely adore him. We walk him, train him, feed him - we really try to be good dog owners. But there is one area where he is totally awful. When he turned one last week, we sat down as a family and made a list of everything he has eaten that he wasn't supposed to eat.

6 Socks (that we know of, three trips to the vet for this)
1 Rug (only about 6 inches into the corner, but it was previously a very beautiful rug)
1 will (that my husband was helping to execute)
at least two Latex gloves 
1 N-95 and several cotton masks
$7500 check (from client)
3 remote controls
3+ computer or charging cables
3 christmas ornaments (wood or hard plastic, not glass)
1 couch corner (I wanted to replace it anyways)
4 dining room chair legs (of four separate chairs, of course. just ate a few inches off a wood leg, not the whole chair)
1 bathing suit (small child sized, trip to the vet for this one too)
2 headphones (just the soft ear parts, not the part that goes over your head)
1 entire pepperoni and sausage pizza (including part of box)
1 door dash order from gringos and mariachis (including boxes, left plastic tubs of salsa untouched)
2 plates of christmas cookies
roll of unused dog poop bags
1/4 of his leash
the door latch on his kennel
3 pairs of really nice shoes and probably 6 others (mostly chewed, not totally eaten)
Probably 1/3 of the cat s($* that our cat has produced this year (we now clean the box immediately)
dozens of ear plugs and hair ties
1 toothbrush (kid sized, with timer)
several homework assignments
1/2 of my sons birthday ice cream cake
1 pound butter (including most of the paper)
1 package hot dogs (including plastic)

I'm sure there's more. Oddly, he does not eat his own toys - just our stuff. And yes, we are working with the trainer and the vet. We've stopped leaving anything out and pick up dishes/food orders/books/etc right away now. But we have three kids and a lot of shoes/hair ties/birthday cupcakes in the house and it's hard to be perfect. He's so sneaky and fast that he can open drawers or go from innocently sitting at your feet to downing a plate of cookies left on the kitchen counter in about two seconds flat. Anyone else having this kind of fun with a pandemic puppy?

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