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[quote=Anonymous]Love this post, OP! What kind of bird?

Cat: the one no one else would take from the rescue, she’s given us 10 years of owning the damn joint. She’s a b*t h on wheels, demands what pleases her, but is always first past the post to greet anyone at the door, and knows when you really just need a strong, silent type beside you. While not interested in engaging in cuddles for anyone’s benefit, she knows the importance of warm feet on a winter night, and the comforting purr of a friend on the dark ones. She adores DD, and although I hate the fact that there is the occasional mouse in our house, dispatches them with great efficiency and pomp.

Bunny: nature’s perfect being. Is amusing beyond most comprehension, mostly for his favourite activity, which is pushing a balloon around the kitchen with his nose at 5 in the morning. Snuggles offered all day, every day, and if it’s been too long by his standards, will nip at your toes until you pay your snuggle dues, you damn human. Loves everyone and anyone, still not sure if he’s a cat.

Bird: king of the one liner. Will proclaim “breakfaaaaast” in my voice if I’m slow to the gates offering breakfast. Loves a head scritch, but can be a jerk and will “ask” for one and nip you if he’s in an especially foul mood (easy to figure out once you know him), and usually related to above delay in Breakfaaaast. Can cuss like a sailor in completely unintelligible bird speak, but you know what he’s saying. Also purrs and says “c’mere” when he’s feeling sweet. Can somehow find every safflower seed in a bowl of many other things, but can dismantle a 2x4 with that same beak. Our bitter, sour sailer, and he’s great. [/quote]

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