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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]My college roommate ran out of dishwasher detergent, and thought it would be OK to substitute regular Dawn dish soap.

You wouldn't believe the lake of soap suds that filled the kitchen.[/quote]

My roommate observed me doing laundry one day and we had the following dialogue:

Roomie: You pour the detergent right in? Why didn't you put it in the dispenser?

Me: What? This machine doesn't have a dispenser.

Roomie: Yes it does, right there! *points to tube with hole in the center*

Me: That's. . .not a detergent dispenser. That's the agitator.

Roomie: Oh. I wondered why the detergent powder seemed to get closer to the top every time I put it in. Have I just been rinsing my clothes all semester?

Me: Yes. And the agitator is now full of powder.

Said roommate also couldn't use a mop or oven mitts or plunge a toilet and was unaware that already-cooked popcorn could not be reheated in a saucepan without causing a fire. And thawed raw chicken in Ziploc bags and reused them without washing them. I'm surprised she didn't die. [/quote]

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