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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Best solution is to put a silent alarm on your car. When the silent alarm goes off, grab a baseball bat from your house and beat the s&@& our of the criminal in the act. He will think twice before he tries it again.[/quote] No, what will actually happen is the effete pajama-boi that is the typical DCUM “DC Man” will have his bat immediately taken away by the hooligan, and beaten senseless with it. The baseball bat thing might work in Fairfax or Frederick, but not in Glover Park. Not enough available testosterone there. [/quote] Yeah you sound like a super tough and physically fit guy... posting on DCUM. Also LOL at your model of a scrapper being a guy from Fairfax. :roll: [/quote]
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