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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I don’t want any animal to be hurt or mistreated and I appreciate how much my family and friends love their dogs. But I don’t like dogs and hate seeing so many in my urban neighborhood. You can’t take a walk on a nice day without seeing dogs squatting and pooping. My issue is having to pretend to like my friends’ dogs. They expect me to pet them and I don’t want to touch them. Now my new boss brings her ugly old little dog to work and so wants me to like him - pet him, watch him do “cute” things, talk about him... Ugh! [/quote] Just tell them that you developed an allergy to the dog fur mites and when you touch a dog, later on you get those bubonic plague like bubons and you have to go to the ER. That will stop the push. Alternatively do keep sustain eye contact with a dog without blinking, they will feel threatened by you because this is a primal alpha dog dominating behavior. They will not like you at all. [/quote]
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