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[quote=Anonymous]Fake eyelash chick: I respectfully suggest you get a grip in light of these recent beauty treatment-focused posts. Winter is coming. And by winter, I mean the awful end stages of pregnancy, labor, and complete sleep deprivation and “confusion of war” of the immediate three months after giving birth, during which you are likely to be experiencing your own physical, emotional, and oftentimes mental Chernobyl. Paying $110 for fake eyelashes that last 2.5 weeks and wondering if the baby was harmed during said millennial spa treatment will be a distant memory as you are apt to grapple with more pressing questions such as “will the baby’s nasal passages be hurt by smelling my Keratin treatment?” and “how old were your newborns when they began sleeping through your microdermabrasion facials?” and “does baby need a swim diaper when we go in the sensory deprivation tank?” and “where’s the baby? And my lipkit?” God speed, fake eyelash girl. God speed. [/quote]
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