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[quote=Anonymous]My experience at the final Marc Elrich listening session: First, we all sang The Internationale. Then we greeted Dear Leader Uncle Marc with 20 minute toasts and successive shots of vodka. Uncle Marc then revealed his Five-Year Plan to mobilize the proletariat against the neighboring menace, Bezosland. In lieu of a new housing development sector plan, a statue of Marc Elrich will be erected and rotated to face the sun. The Takoma Park politburo was in the back of the smoke-filled room debating what to do with the Washington Post intelligentsia who dare oppose Dear Leader. I think the consensus was exile into Upcounty, Montgomery County's Siberia. Leaked sources from prisoners of Upcounty labor camps indicate that they undergo daily torture in the form of heckling by Robin Ficker.[/quote]
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