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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Montgomery County will secede from Maryland, and ultimately, the United States of America. Its seat will move from Rockville to Takoma Park, which will ultimately become its capital. Marc Elrich will install himself as Dear Leader for Life. It doesn't matter that he will be 80 by then. Like Vladimir Putin, he will never age. 2030 will be midway through Elrich's third Five Year Plan. Everyone will be collectivized into Hippie communes with a command economy based on agriculture (kale harvesting and kombucha brewing) and ethically sourced smart technology that only operates for liberals. Everyone will stay and worship their Dear Leaders and the Party because they will become Enlightened, as Comrade Elrich will treat the public water supply with ayahuasca. [/quote] :mrgreen: [/quote]
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