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[quote=Roar]First of all....breathe.

You feel the pressure of all other couples sending out baby notifications....breathe.

You hear the stories of people who can't concieve...breathe.

In through the nose out through the mouth.

Now get a glass of wine.  Let that breathe, too.

Now, a couple of pointers and quick thoughts.

He's probably got a good enough swim team.  You probably are fertile soil as well.  You can both get them checked out if it makes life better.

I'm sure you already are charting your cycles and those 2-3 days of perfect timing.  To men, BTW this is awesome sex -- get home, get hard, get finished and go watch sportscenter.

As for him, make sure he finishes missionary.  We want the fastest path for his swimmers to find their way to you.  Also, make sure you've got some wedge underneath you so your hips are elevated during missionary.  Think of it as no sperm left behind.

For him, I recommend eating egg whites, celery and no smoking or heavy drinking.  Also, switch to boxers and let his cash and prizes dangle without being couped up hotter than bikram yoga session.  L-Arginine, zinc and Leticin also help.

Now what you can do to help him finish is "dirty talk."  If you feel uncomfortable about it, think about yourself as an actress and your end state here.  Start with whispering in his ear some really sexy stuff during missionary.  Then get a bit louder and more commanding with it.  Dig a nail or two in the small of his back or backside.  You get the drift here...

You're probably going to get the desired outcome here, but I will tell you this, he'll love the process.  Lather, Rinse and Repeat.

Here's a parable I will share that I love in closing too.  A salesman complained he only closed 1/2 of his prospects and felt like a failure.   His rabbi asked him to look up the lifetime batting average of the greatest hitter of all time.  The next week the Rabbi asked the man what was the number.  ".336"  So the greatest hitter of all time failed nearly 7 out of every 10 times he got to the plate.

You don't need to be successful 100%, just 1% of the attempts.  Now go get that baby!

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