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[quote=Anonymous]-I saw your Nanny outside of a skeezy location talking about PUBLIC SCHOOLS to your children. The blonde little girl with blue topaz eyes was wearing a Le Top shirt with Nordstrom pants and Robeez shoes (not knock-offs). They were sitting outside of the new Kidville in Rockville.

-My newborn has interesting stool…is this normal? It has blue specks on the lower portion and has lumpy consistency throughout the upper half. It smelled like pears and had a core temperature of 93.6 & I ran it through my DNA tester & it is unclear what the makeup is.  Should I call my pediatrician?

-Anyone have a good referral for a pediatric nephro-radiologist/nutritionist/acupuncturist for a 3.56 year old who spends a lot of time underwater?

-My child is not breathing & has no pulse. Should I call a doctor?

-It has 3 hours since I submitted my application for my embryo to Sidwell for preschool & I have not heard anything. I am afraid she will never get into Harvard. Anyone else in the same boat?

-My husband never listens to me, plays with the 12 children, or even knows their names. I asked him to change a diaper the other day &  he asked me what a diaper was. I am now pregnant with quadruplets & wanted advice from other moms on what they have done.

-I am a partner in a local lawfirm  & only make $925,000. I see my kids on Sunday afternoons from 6:25 to 6:35 pm. I wondering if anyone knows how I may be able to cut expenses (or which house I should rent out) so that I could go part time.

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