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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I'd definitely go with astronaut. Are you under 30 and willing to go to Mars? If so, I'd say law is your hook bc someone will need to write up the first draft of the Prime Directive. Steps you can take: 1) learn the names of the planets (focus on the fake one the farthest away, that's a trick NASA throws in to weed out the good candidates from bad). 2) start going to Neil Degrasse Tyson talks and bring your business cards. Try to wear something that will help you stand out like Leah cinnamon bun hair. 3) if you aren't in shape, you should start 4) you need to practice space eating. Hang all your food from a string in your kitchen anive your seat and try to eat it while suspended. In all seriousness, I'm mid-40s, been with my firm 16 years and understand it can be tough. And there's zero 'shame' in leaving. It is a tough slog if you stick it out long term. [/quote] This is hilarious. Next time I need career advice I'm coming to DCUM.[/quote]
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