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[quote=Anonymous]I could've written this except my husbands lactose intolerance makes me laugh like hell. It is so rotten smelling and wet and loud sounding and goes on forever. I have to traipse through the mixed combination of our dog's and DHs farts when I come to bed at night. I'm like Catherine Zeta Jones walking through the red lasers. It bothers him more than me because it actually hurts his belly. Doesn't it hurt your DH? So mine takes Lactaid when He feels the need to. Have you ever had a dog that startles, then barks or whines at its own fart when it scares him? That's pretty much my DH when one of his rancid egg farts comes out. He twitches and convulses and makes a "yipe!" sound. Makes me LMAO every time. If he's not already aware of the sex issue I guess I would tell him that that's becoming a problem for you. I feel like if you leave the pills out on the kitchen counter in the food prep area he will take them. Then he might notice that his gut hurts less. [/quote]
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