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[quote=Anonymous]i don't see the problem. this kid has the first chapter of an incredible life story locked in!!!

their ideal grandkid: 
[i]got good grades, never got into trouble, graduated at the top of his class, made the ivy league, graduated with honors, married a beautiful girl, made millions on wall street, went to church, gave to charity, and died a peaceful death surrounded by family who loved him.[/i] BORING DCUM GOALS

your kid maybe:
[i]never quite satisfied with the structure of school, he floated through his early years, and filled his days with dreams of the sea, which is where we made his way after high school. he graduated with honors from the maritime academy, and spent his summers sailing back and forth from the Caribbean. upon graduation he became a ship's mate, and quickly proved his mettle on several vessels. he served with distinction as a young captain on one of the world's largest cargo ships, and successfully led his crew in fending off a pirate attack off the coast of Somalia until a Navy vessel arrived in support. he later joined lloyd's of london, where he advised the world's largest companies on the dangerous and opportunities of various shipping routes, saving them millions by avoiding piracy, weather, and uncertainty in a world of rapidly changing maritime rules. when he later broke out on his own, lloyd's bankrolled his new venture as a maritime data center capitalist. he spent his years building vast littoral structures to support offshore tidal energy infrastructure and drone fleets for commercial shipping companies. he later served at the UN, and had a central role in drafting new maritime rules in the South China Sea, heralding a second era of global maritime stability just when the world thought that the US-guaranteed neutrality of the sea was coming to an end. he died as he would have wanted, on his sailboat, caught in a squall off the coast of bermuda, fighting the ravenous winds that battered the sea, which he loved.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAD

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