Based on the top threads in this subforum here is all the advice you need:
![[Post New]](/jforum/templates/default/images/icon_minipost_new.gif){kind=icon}
Anonymous
|
Guys, don't be poor
Girls, don't be fat. I've solved the majority of relationship issues right off the bat. |
Anonymous
| And learn how to communicate concerns before they acquire horrific proportions. |
Anonymous
| You missed all of the sex related issues. There are plenty of rich men and skinny women who are not having sex. |
Anonymous
But did he go bald or did she cut her hair?? |
Anonymous
Why is bald such a sticking point? 50% of men have hair loss by the time they are 50 so they aren't having sex? |
Anonymous
| Don't marry a superficial asshole. |
Anonymous
+1 for both sexes. Also, someone who cannot control their drinking. |
Anonymous
What does that have to do with how your partner looks or earns, which is the main factor in marital bliss? Or did you mean to let them know early on if they're not getting big enough raises or if they gained two very noticeable pounds? I suppose that makes sense, but you could've communicated it better 
|
Anonymous
|
You forgot one:
Don't get married. |
Anonymous
If a bald guy shaves his head, it's sexy a lot of the time. I love a muscular guy with a shaved head. Yum! |
TwistdMike
Member Offline
Member Offline
|
Don't poo in your own bathroom.
You have to go to the nearest public restroom. So, plan ahead... |
Anonymous
| Also, don't spill popcorn on your driveway. |
Anonymous
| Unless you have a deep ass where you're anus is located a good 2 inches away from the light of day, don't sleep naked or else you run the risk of leaving skidmarks on the sheets. |
Anonymous
|
Anonymous
| Women write off a guy due to his height but men cannot write off a woman due to her weight |