What happen to the semi intellegent person I married?

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[Post New]10/31/2016 00:18
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Anonymous
Why so many women act barbaric when treating our fellow human beings is a great mystery of modern American times.
[Post New]10/31/2016 01:25
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Anonymous
OP, what are you going to do for coffee in the morning?! You are effed.
[Post New]10/31/2016 01:28
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Anonymous
both the 1/2 and the frozen spinach are things I would probably do too. Some things are just not universally obvious.
[Post New]10/31/2016 01:29
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Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:both the 1/2 and the frozen spinach are things I would probably do too. Some things are just not universally obvious.


And some people are just imbeciles.
[Post New]10/31/2016 01:32
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ZachF
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Wife says to her husband, get a gallon of milk and if they have fresh bananas, get 6. He did exactly as she asked and came back with 6 gallons of milk because, they did indeed have fresh bananas.

I'm guessing your husband is some kind of engineer or other technical type?
[Post New]10/31/2016 03:25
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Anonymous
ZachF wrote:Wife says to her husband, get a gallon of milk and if they have fresh bananas, get 6. He did exactly as she asked and came back with 6 gallons of milk because, they did indeed have fresh bananas.

I'm guessing your husband is some kind of engineer or other technical type?




Dh is definitely capable of doing this!
[Post New]10/31/2016 06:00
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Anonymous
Cmon that's an honest mistake! I sent mine for rhubarb over the summer and he brought back red stemmed Swiss chard. I just laughed!
[Post New]10/31/2016 08:54
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Anonymous
Sooo funny. I've never heard of 50/50 salad but you forget the half and half at your own peril.
[Post New]10/31/2016 09:00
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Anonymous
These are funny and I hope the posters throwing around the word imbecile are just joking. My husband does things like this all the time. He is super intelligent and his brain just works differently. I just laugh; it is not the end of the world. And then I figure out what to do with what he did buy because my brain works in a resourceful way
[Post New]10/31/2016 09:44
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Anonymous
ZachF wrote:Wife says to her husband, get a gallon of milk and if they have fresh bananas, get 6. He did exactly as she asked and came back with 6 gallons of milk because, they did indeed have fresh bananas.

I'm guessing your husband is some kind of engineer or other technical type?



Thanks for the laugh
[Post New]10/31/2016 10:01
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Anonymous
Sucks when you misspell "intelligent" while criticizing the intelligence of someone else.
[Post New]10/31/2016 10:03
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Anonymous
ZachF wrote:Wife says to her husband, get a gallon of milk and if they have fresh bananas, get 6. He did exactly as she asked and came back with 6 gallons of milk because, they did indeed have fresh bananas.

I'm guessing your husband is some kind of engineer or other technical type?


[Post New]10/31/2016 10:04
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Anonymous
You are lucky your husband actually goes to the store!
[Post New]10/31/2016 10:04
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Anonymous
I'd be confused with 1/2 and 1/2, and both Half and half and 50/50 salad mix are regularly on my shopping list.
[Post New]10/31/2016 10:11
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Anonymous
I don't feel sorry for any of you. If you weren't enabling such uselessness by doing all the housework, you wouldn't have such stupid husbands.
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