I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man, And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, And calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket Next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, And put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. |
Loved Detachable Penis. Almost as much as Bitchin' Camaro, or All I Was a Pepsi (Institutionalized).
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Pets by Porno For Pyros, about how we'd be good pets for an alien race
Will there be another race To come along and take over for us? Maybe martians could do Better than we've done We'll make great pets! |
NP. I feel bad for the direction Scott Stapp's life has taken since, but Creed was Lowest Common Denominator Rock that was bad and should feel bad. Arms Wide Open is just trite nonsense. One was decent though. |
Vincent by Don McLean
"Vincent (Starry, Starry Night)" Starry, starry night Paint your palette blue and gray Look out on a summer's day With eyes that know the darkness in my soul Shadows on the hills Sketch the trees and the daffodils Catch the breeze and the winter chills In colors on the snowy linen land Now I understand What you tried to say to me And how you suffered for your sanity And how you tried to set them free They would not listen, they did not know how Perhaps they'll listen now Starry, starry night Flaming flowers that brightly blaze Swirling clouds in violet haze Reflect in Vincent's eyes of china blue Colors changing hue Morning fields of amber grain Weathered faces lined in pain Are soothed beneath the artist's loving hand Now I understand What you tried to say to me And how you suffered for your sanity And how you tried to set them free They would not listen, they did not know how Perhaps they'll listen now For they could not love you But still your love was true And when no hope was left in sight On that starry, starry night You took your life, as lovers often do But I could've told you Vincent This world was never meant for One as beautiful as you Starry, starry night Portraits hung in empty halls Frame-less heads on nameless walls With eyes that watch the world and can't forget Like the strangers that you've met The ragged men in ragged clothes The silver thorn of bloody rose Lie crushed and broken on the virgin snow Now I think I know What you tried to say to me And how you suffered for your sanity And how you tried to set them free They would not listen, they're not listening still Perhaps they never will |
Don Henley, "The Heart of the Matter"
I've been trying to live without you now But I miss you, baby The more I know, the less I understand And all the things I thought I'd figured out, I have to learn again I'm tryin' to get down to the heart of the matter But my will gets weak, and my heart is so shattered But I think it's about forgiveness, forgiveness Even if, even if you don't love me anymore |
Ok. So ,any Jackson Brown songs come to mind. But Sky Blue and Black has some of the most incredible phrasings:
You are the color of the sky Reflected in Each store front window pane You are the whispering and the sighing of my tires in the rain |
Landslide
I've been afraid changes since I built my life around you But time makes you bolder even chldren get older I'm getting older too |
I am mine - Pearl Jam
"The North is to South what the clock is to time There's east and there's west and there's everywhere life I know I was born and I know that I'll die The in between is mine I am mine" |
Clean...the cleanest I've been.
And end to the tears and the in-between years And the troubles I've seen Now that I'm clean You know what I mean Clean by Depeche Mode |
Someday you will be the sun in somebody else's sky
Oh why can't it be mine? Black-Pearl Jam |
There's some fine lyrics quoted here but some of you are making me cringe. You really need to expand your horizons. |
Amy Winehouse. Back to Black |
enlighten us. and dear god, don't say shit like this and then quote jim morrison or something. |
I turn my back to the wind
To catch my breath, Before I start off again Driven on, Without a moment to spend To pass an evening With a drink and a friend I let my skin get too thin I'd like to pause, No matter what I pretend Like some pilgrim Who learns to transcend Learns to live As if each step was the end Time stand still I'm not looking back But I want to look around me now Time stands still See more of the people And the places that surround me now Time stands still Freeze this moment A little bit longer Make each sensation A little bit stronger Experience slips away Experience slips away Time stands still I turn my face to the sun Close my eyes, Let my defenses down All those wounds That I can't get unwound I let my past go too fast No time to pause If I could slow it all down Like some captain, Whose ship runs aground I can wait until the tide comes around Time stand still I'm not looking back But I want to look around me now Time stands still See more of the people And the places that surround me now Freeze this moment A little bit longer Make each sensation A little bit stronger Make each impression A little bit stronger Freeze this motion A little bit longer The innocence slips away The innocence slips away Time stands still Time stands still I'm not looking back But I want to look around me now See more of the people And the places that surround me now Time stands still Summer's going fast Nights growing colder Children growing up Old friends growing older Freeze this moment A little bit longer Make each sensation A little bit stronger Experience slips away Experience slips away The innocence slips away |