DCUM is like crack
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That bitch set me up. Every time I try to quit, she responds to one of my posts.
I've GOT to get off. |
Anonymous
Crack is whack. |
Anonymous
It's so dope! |
Anonymous
| I agree DCUM has me on the pipe like a plumber. |
Anonymous
| The longer you're exposed, the meaner you get. |
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The 10 DCUM Commandments:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 [Intro] It's the ten DCUM commandments, what? Larla's can't tell me nothing about DCUM Can't tell me nothing about this forum, this site, my postin' Emma's Caden's in the Explicit, I ain't forget you Larlo's, my triple PH.D Jadyn's [Verse 1] I've been on this forum for years, it made me a animal There's rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual A step-by-step booklet for you to get Your posting on track, not your ego pushed back Rule Nombre Uno: always let err'one know How much dough you hold cause you know The HHI breed jealousy 'specially If yo' man fucked up, get yo' ass worked up Number 2: always post 'bout your next move Don't you know Larla's move to pimmit and chantilly? But post like they Ward 3 I done snarked mad quips at these cats for they tasteless shit Number 3: never trust nobody Your MIL'll set that ass up, properly gassed up Humble bragged up, shit, always tellin that you suck She be laying in the bushes to light that ass up Number 4: I know you heard this before "Never piss of Jeff, he'll throw you out like a ref" Number 5: always gossip bout where you rest at If everyone wants the juice, tell 'em a ruse Number 6: giving real advice? don't be nice You think Larla paying you back, it'll be only in lice! 7: this rule is so underrated Keep your family and affairs completely separated FWB's and blood don't mix like two dicks and no bitch Find yourself in serious shit Number 8: never tell the truth, whatever you do Them cats that snark along with you, can use Google too Number 9 shoulda been Number 1 to me: If you got little kids, push them all in AAP If Larla's think you easin' they ain't trying to listen They be sittin' in your kitchen, waitin' to start bitchin' Number 10: this is not for then hens Strictly for live men, not for freshmen If larla's ask for your opinion, say "hell no!" Cause they gon' twist your words, cut your balls, and take your dough Follow these rules you'll have mad bread after a break up If not, you'll be poor before you wake up Snark hit your temple, watch your frame shake up Sephora did your makeup, still no class Your girl fucked my man Jake up, heard in three weeks She moved in, ate all the cake up Heard she suck a good dick, and can hook a steak up Gotta go gotta go, more posters to snake up, word up Jeff Steele, DCUM Big Deal [Premier Scratching] (1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8 1, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 3 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 10.......10) |
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Nigga please. DCUM ain't shit compared to some sites I've been on. |
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Such as???? |
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What's it like being Muslim? Well, it's hard to find a decent halal pizza place and occasionally there is a hashtag calling for your genocide...
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4chan. No comments on my biggie homage? Come on people show me love! Don't be a hater |
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I loved it. The official soundtrack of DCUM. |
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| And I need rehab |