Vagina (What do we call it?)

Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:My dd's health teacher in middle school called it a "pocketbook". However, she would refer to the penis as a "half-smoke" and in this case would refer to the vagina as a "biscuit".


OMG! My family calls it pocketbook too!
Anonymous
We say vulva in our house...unless I'm haning with my grownup friends, in which case I use "cooter," which makes me giggle.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:We call it the "pie". I know. My daughter is 7 and she has a twin brother and an older brother (9) too. She shares a room w/her twin bro for now and it's ok. When she is @ 9 we'll probably have the "talk"..


This cracked me up. If someone tells her at some point to "shut her pie hole," won't she be very confused/offended?

I only have a baby, so I haven't gotten there yet, but when I talk to her while changing her diaper, I refer to it as her "business" (as in "now I'm going to dry your business," etc.). Maybe this will also work down the road with telling others things like "mind your own business." I can't quite see me telling a 5-month old, "Now I'm going to dry your vulva"!
Anonymous
a little late reading this forum, but my nanny always called my vagina my "butterfly." I was never confused between a real butterfly and my vagina. It is also such a positive word and so dainty, in my opinion.
Anonymous
I call both DS and DD's their pee pee. That's just what I grew up with.

DH calls mine "no-no." Because sometimes I have to tell him "no, no, not right now, honey."
Anonymous
Vagina.
Anonymous
Why DO people talk about this part of their bodies, anyhow?

I'm wondering about people who say things like "With my adult friends I say...." and "I always use the word... but with my child I use the word..." Why is the subject even coming up for discussion, exacly, with adults?

I'm the poster who uses "vulva" with her children.. .but it seriously only comes up when kids want to know the difference between boys and girls, an dthen when we are taking care of after-potty cleaning.

Otehr than that -- I can't think of a time in my life when I've had to refer to either my vulva or my vagina, for any reason. Not even in childbirth or with my OB-GYN checkups, or with DH (trust me, he'd rather not talk about it....)
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Why DO people talk about this part of their bodies, anyhow?

I'm wondering about people who say things like "With my adult friends I say...." and "I always use the word... but with my child I use the word..." Why is the subject even coming up for discussion, exacly, with adults?

I'm the poster who uses "vulva" with her children.. .but it seriously only comes up when kids want to know the difference between boys and girls, an dthen when we are taking care of after-potty cleaning.

Otehr than that -- I can't think of a time in my life when I've had to refer to either my vulva or my vagina, for any reason. Not even in childbirth or with my OB-GYN checkups, or with DH (trust me, he'd rather not talk about it....)


People talk about this body part with friends, doctors, and certainly husbands when they are not totally uptight. Have a drink or something.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Why DO people talk about this part of their bodies, anyhow?

I'm wondering about people who say things like "With my adult friends I say...." and "I always use the word... but with my child I use the word..." Why is the subject even coming up for discussion, exacly, with adults?

I'm the poster who uses "vulva" with her children.. .but it seriously only comes up when kids want to know the difference between boys and girls, an dthen when we are taking care of after-potty cleaning.

Otehr than that -- I can't think of a time in my life when I've had to refer to either my vulva or my vagina, for any reason. Not even in childbirth or with my OB-GYN checkups, or with DH (trust me, he'd rather not talk about it....)


This is my favorite post for some time.
Are you for real?

I love the idea of getting to your 30s or 40s without ever having one conversation about "the uglies". You are a true saint. I pray that you can get through the next few decades without the subject rearing its head. Good luck!
Anonymous
I use the word vagina with my DD and penis with my DS...never thought to use vulva despite it being technically correct and have never heard it used. I also use the word privates at times. DS is aware that he has a penis and his sister has a vagina. Ah, well.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Why DO people talk about this part of their bodies, anyhow?

I'm wondering about people who say things like "With my adult friends I say...." and "I always use the word... but with my child I use the word..." Why is the subject even coming up for discussion, exacly, with adults?

I'm the poster who uses "vulva" with her children.. .but it seriously only comes up when kids want to know the difference between boys and girls, an dthen when we are taking care of after-potty cleaning.

Otehr than that -- I can't think of a time in my life when I've had to refer to either my vulva or my vagina, for any reason. Not even in childbirth or with my OB-GYN checkups, or with DH (trust me, he'd rather not talk about it....)


This is my favorite post for some time.
Are you for real?

I love the idea of getting to your 30s or 40s without ever having one conversation about "the uglies". You are a true saint. I pray that you can get through the next few decades without the subject rearing its head. Good luck!


I never talk about my vagina with my friends.
Anonymous
If you have kids and have never talked about your vagina with friends or your husband, you must have had a very lonely pregnancy, delivery, recovery, etc.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:If you have kids and have never talked about your vagina with friends or your husband, you must have had a very lonely pregnancy, delivery, recovery, etc.


Husband and friends are two different things...

doesn't anyone believe in TMI anymore?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:If you have kids and have never talked about your vagina with friends or your husband, you must have had a very lonely pregnancy, delivery, recovery, etc.


You have GOT to be kidding me.

I had a fine, very social pregnancy, labor, delivery and recovery, thank you very much. I just never once used the word "vagina" during the entire time.

Really, I'm quite sure about this. MAYBE with the doctor who stitched me up after a bad tear during labor -- but honestly, I really wasn't all that chatty with him. I had just had a baby, see, and I was pretty tired, and I think he said something like, "You have a little tear, here-- I'll just stitch that up now" -- nope, I really didn't have to ask him "Do you mean you will be stitching up the tear in my vagina?" In context, it was kind of understood.

After I had the baby, and friends came to visit and bring me many, many meals (because I was such a social person) I think I might have said (to very close personal friends, who asked how was the labor) "Yeah, I had a little tear, but it's not too bad." I really don't think I said "I tore my vagina, but the wound is healing nicely. Every now and then I have some god-awful discharge coming out of my vagina, but I guess that's normal, don't you think so? Tell me, how was your vagina after you gave birth?"

As for my husband, well, I'm definitely not a prude. I just don't think we use the word in a clinical way, they way I guess some of your ladies do. What exactly do you say to your husbands? "My vagina's feeling quite moist and lubricated, shall we have some intercourse?" I think he would find the use of the word a big turn off, honestly. We usually keep it a little less scientific. But hey, to each her own!


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You guys are a trip. This thread has me LMAO!
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