In my zeal over the discovery that tea tree oil cures so many things, I put some on a tissue and swabbed the area to address swamp b*tt issues. The area is now on fire and I have a meeting later this afternoon. Is there an antidote? Feels like vicks vapor rub enema. WILL B*TTHOLE EVER RECOVER |
What does tea tree oil cure? I have never noticed it, but do use Dr Brommer Tea Tree oil castile soap for my hand wash and body wash. I don't feel cured![]() I also don't have a burning bum. |
LOL! What is swampb*tt?? Wash it off and put on some diaper cream!
Tea tree oil is terrible stuff - it smells, it burns, and I don't think it works to do anything. I remember 20 or so years ago it was the fad ingredient for acne treatments, and it made my face so irritated. Throw it out and buy some Desitin! |
What is a swamp butt ? Do you have rash there? Do you shave, wax or use hair remover there? Do you have ingrown hair? Hemorrhoids? Is it because of anal sex? Do you have a yeast infection? Is it a pilonidal cyst? |
I once wiped with a tea tree facial pad, thinking it was a Tucks.
I do literally feel your pain. |
+1 Absolute junk. |
Ouch, I am sure that it is sensitive. I can only imagine how bad that must burn. |
I had to google this to figure out what this is. Here is swamp ass courtesy of urban dictionary.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=swamp%20ass I could imagine the thought of it might feel refreshing in the midst of actively having swamp butt, but no. Maybe try a baby wipe next time. |
I love urban dictionary |
I mentioned this thread to DH when he got home tonight to see if he'd ever heard the term. He started cracking up and described his understanding of the condition as "funky."
You ok, OP? |
I love that the pop up ad when I read this thread was for toe fungus removal. |
That stuff is a suspected endocrine disruptor, btw. Boys should avoid it.
http://www.nih.gov/news/pr/jan2007/niehs-31.htm |
Any remedies for swamp but? |
Yeah- a shower, with plain old soap. Geezus, people. |
Go to the rest room and wipe with a flushable wipe. Follow with a swipe with dry tissue. Make sure you are completely dry! When you get home, take a shower! |