typical liberals with zero common sense or survival skilz.

TheManWithAUsername
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Anonymous wrote:I'm pretty sure B.O. would crash an aircraft fairly quickly.

Absolutely. That's why he can never be a leader of men. That and his bowling.

Little known fact: Everyone thinks of Reagan as an actor, but that was just a cover. In fact, he led a small commando squad on "impossible" missions. Coincidentally, his codename was "Lucky Strike."
Anonymous
Well Obama couldn't act, thats for sure, unless you could imbed a telepromter in his cornea. Reagan could ride horses as well. Could you imagine the disaster if Obama got on a horse? That could be a sit-com.
Anonymous
Hey, maybe we can re-create the stellar record of Dubya, where the only job growth was state/local government and wars took years and 1000s of lives lost (instead of a few months and single digit casualties like Obama and Clinton).
TheManWithAUsername
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Anonymous wrote:Well Obama couldn't act, thats for sure, unless you could imbed a telepromter in his cornea. Reagan could ride horses as well. Could you imagine the disaster if Obama got on a horse? That could be a sit-com.

Important presidential skills:
bowling
horseback riding
piloting
kickin' ass
acting
takin' names
rebounding
shootin'
rootin'
tootin'
small squad tactical combat

I feel like I'm missing something...
takoma
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TheManWithAUsername wrote:Important presidential skills:
bowling
horseback riding
piloting
kickin' ass
acting
takin' names
rebounding
shootin'
rootin'
tootin'
small squad tactical combat

I feel like I'm missing something...

Most important one, although it has not been mentioned that much lately: smelling good.
Anonymous
Let's not forget Panty Sniffer's past political picks:

Christine O'Donnell (I believe her key attribute was being fresh-faced).
Sarah Palin (also fresh faced and good with a gun. Somehow her own party does not seem to respnd to this resume)
Lately Rick Perry (he loves Perry's close ties to Al Gore)

Way to go, you sure know how to pick them!
Anonymous
Most important one, although it has not been mentioned that much lately: smelling good.



Actually, they can be normal. It's just the smelling horrible a Presidential candidate should try to avoid.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Most important one, although it has not been mentioned that much lately: smelling good.



Actually, they can be normal. It's just the smelling horrible a Presidential candidate should try to avoid.


Unfortunately the "fresh smell" vote is pretty much just you. So I would not expect this to show up on the political radar.
Anonymous
Wow, someone really needs to get a life. What kind of person spends so much time responding to their own post in order to try to bait the liberals into a frenzy? Sad.
takoma
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Anonymous wrote:Wow, someone really needs to get a life. What kind of person spends so much time responding to their own post in order to try to bait the liberals into a frenzy? Sad.

Just to clarify the prior exchanges, to which you were probably responding, the one that brought up smelling good as the most important was me trying to be cute. I did not realize I had not signed in and would be anonymous.
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