typical liberals with zero common sense or survival skilz.

Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:so....as long as you know about walter mitty...by all means go camping in Iraq/Iran.


You could at least google it. Track knows what a Walt is.
Anonymous
I googled it...it says he had a man-purse, sandals, a starbucks latte, and those silly "tech-style" glasses, couldn't read a map, thought global warming was going to flood NYC before turning the earth into a fire-ball, always voted reliable democrat, clogged the toilet constantly with chipotle burrito sized fecal matter and dropped litter on the mall during earth-day celibrations.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I googled it...it says he had a man-purse, sandals, a starbucks latte, and those silly "tech-style" glasses, couldn't read a map, thought global warming was going to flood NYC before turning the earth into a fire-ball, always voted reliable democrat, clogged the toilet constantly with chipotle burrito sized fecal matter and dropped litter on the mall during earth-day celibrations.


Liberals don't eat chipotle. It's owned by McDonalds. That one's on you. Starbucks is not the coffee of choice for liberals, but they did hire 36,000 people so far this year.
Celebrations is spelled with one i and two e's. Everyone knows that the earth will eventually be turned into a fireball, just 7.6 billion years from know. We know this because of science. That's with one ie and two e's also.
Anonymous
Mcdonalds is the biggest job creator under Obama, (after waiver from Obamacare). Don't diss the liberal economy jaugernaut.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Mcdonalds is the biggest job creator under Obama, (after waiver from Obamacare). Don't diss the liberal economy jaugernaut.
Don't diss spellcheck. You really need it. I can see why you hate social programs. Apparently you were born before the days of Head Start. Too bad.
Anonymous
I've read that head-start is as effective as berkley liberals in the hills with a compass. I'll stick with mis-spelling and common sense!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I've read that head-start is as effective as berkley liberals in the hills with a compass. I'll stick with mis-spelling and common sense!


I went to a good Southern school and I still know you are the village idiot.
Anonymous
I can read a compass.
takoma
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Anonymous wrote:I can read a compass.

So there you are, in the desert or mountains between Iraq and Iran, and you have your compass, and you have measured all the distances as you have hiked so you're sure you're still in Iraq, but these Irani soldiers come along and claim it's Iran, you would have no difficulty convincing them you are right and they are wrong?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I can read a compass.



A compass doesn't tell you where you are, moron. And maybe you haven't noticed but they were on Iraqi soil when they were captured. Iran was over the border.
TheManWithAUsername
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If they had been better bowlers, they wouldn't have gotten themselves into that situation.
Anonymous
TheManWithAUsername wrote:If they had been better bowlers, they wouldn't have gotten themselves into that situation.
If they had not been liberal....but they do appear uncoordinated.
TheManWithAUsername
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Here's a man you can get behind:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norm_Duke

Presumably, he's also a great pilot and safari leader, since the skills are so related. Everything you want in a president!
Anonymous
actually, he seems more capable than B.O., but thats not saying much. I'm pretty sure B.O. would crash an aircraft fairly quickly.
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