do UMC men like horses - yay or neigh?
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Anonymous
| guys all these posts about UMC men are super weird |
Anonymous
| They are. And the person posting always has "UMC credentials" - good job, education, etc. - so I assume they just have shitty personalities. Like the fixation on being waspy and umc just makes them look anxious and weird. |
Anonymous
Do you think these are real people posting real things though? I suspect not. |
Anonymous
Right? I just made a snarky post about this. Maybe you just have a shitty personality and no amount of black cashmere sweaters and "discreet" jewelry will help. |
Anonymous
| UMC guys like horse-faced girls, or girls who ride horses, but not horses themselves. I know this because I am the highly-desirable UMC guy. |
Anonymous
I love the idea that UMC men are just strolling around this world keeping their eyes out for a women whose jewelry is sufficiently tiny and unnoticeable. Would that it were, right? Dating would be a lot easier if all you needed was a sweater and some pearl studs to land yerself the $ you're looking for. I mean - wait, the mate you're looking for? |
Anonymous
In the wild! Tell me UMC man who is highly-desirable - why do you not like horses? Do they intimidate you? Or is it that you smell too much like outside if you spend time with horses? |
Anonymous
And always name dropping their 2 schools, UG and G, and specifying how exactly they're UMC. And then the "high value" trolls come along. Probably brigading this place out of holiday-induced boredom. |
Anonymous
| UMC men like sex, not horse |
Anonymous
Not PP, but a gf or wife with a time-consuming and expensive horse habit allows them the time to have a MC or LMC GF on the side that wear her jewelry as big as she wants it. While the cat's away at a dressage event, the mice will play... |
Anonymous
| You need to rein in these threads. |
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horses are to women what boats are to men
or a certain subset of the top 30-40% in SES thereof |
Anonymous
Why do women like horses? I love boats that's true. |
Anonymous
Are puns low class though? Do UMC men like women who make puns? What if they're on a horse wearing small, tasteful jewelry? |
Anonymous
| I keep thinking UMC is United Methodist Church. What about the Presbyterians? |