Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

[Anonymous]

This may out me to anyone who knows my kids but, fortunately there are fewer posters from my part of town, so that may help:
Spencer, Dexter

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Brady

You live out in Burke or somewhere similar. Planning for more kids. SAH. Previously worked as a teacher.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Satchel
Caleb
Fisher
Eli

Religious or trying too hard.

[Anonymous]

Chloe
Olivia
Charles

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This may out me to anyone who knows my kids but, fortunately there are fewer posters from my part of town, so that may help:
Spencer, Dexter

Your DH wears black-rimmed glasses and is a techie of some sort. You both read more blogs than any other kind of media.

[Anonymous]

DD1: Bryn
DD2: Penelope ("Poppy")
DS: Silas

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This may out me to anyone who knows my kids but, fortunately there are fewer posters from my part of town, so that may help:
Spencer, Dexter

You named your kids for the black labs you had when you were a child.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Chloe
Olivia
Charles

You are friends with 00:07.

[Anonymous]

Reid and Ryan (but not brothers, Ryan's a girl - I know, the horror!).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oscar
Octavia

You dream of moving to the West Coast where your creative pretentiousness is embraced.

[Anonymous]

Javier
Gabriel
Sebastian
Cecilia
Natalie

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Reid and Ryan (but not brothers, Ryan's a girl - I know, the horror!).

No money, but from an old family. You know how to write a thank you note.

[Anonymous]

Layla
Nadia
Reza
Tarek

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Javier
Gabriel
Sebastian
Cecilia
Natalie

You have a simple/short last name.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
Layla
Nadia
Reza
Tarek

Of Middle Eastern descent. You have great hair.