Flatulence in your home

[Anonymous]

Many young Americans are now dying of colon cancer. I am not surprised. The lifestyle and diet is horrific.

Farts are a symptom of various kinds of gut diseases.

[Anonymous]

Do you fart in the office at work in front of other people? It's abusive. It's not funny.

I remember those gag gifts like the farting whoopie cushion from the 1970s. I hated those.

I look back now. My friend's family who would make fart jokes had a mother with uterine cancer. The "C" word was often whispered about. Another cousin had a grandmother on her mother's side who had a colostomy bag. I don't know why.

Those cousins always made loud rude farting jokes, like they would make their dolls legs fart. They would put their hand under their armpits and make farting noises.

Belching and farting in front of some people and not others is a form of abuse, not humorous and not normal.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Do you fart in the office at work in front of other people? It's abusive. It's not funny.

I remember those gag gifts like the farting whoopie cushion from the 1970s. I hated those.

I look back now. My friend's family who would make fart jokes had a mother with uterine cancer. The "C" word was often whispered about. Another cousin had a grandmother on her mother's side who had a colostomy bag. I don't know why.

Those cousins always made loud rude farting jokes, like they would make their dolls legs fart. They would put their hand under their armpits and make farting noises.

Belching and farting in front of some people and not others is a form of abuse, not humorous and not normal.

This is a wild take even for DCUM

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How much?
Who is the worst?
Any house rules about this?

What are your rules, op and how are you going to enforce it?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Do you fart in the office at work in front of other people? It's abusive. It's not funny.

I remember those gag gifts like the farting whoopie cushion from the 1970s. I hated those.

I look back now. My friend's family who would make fart jokes had a mother with uterine cancer. The "C" word was often whispered about. Another cousin had a grandmother on her mother's side who had a colostomy bag. I don't know why.

Those cousins always made loud rude farting jokes, like they would make their dolls legs fart. They would put their hand under their armpits and make farting noises.

Belching and farting in front of some people and not others is a form of abuse, not humorous and not normal.

So should a doctor who let a silent but deadly one slip during an appointment be reported for "abuse?" And to whom should they be reported?

[Anonymous]

It's an "acting out" behavior that most people find disgusting not funny.

If you don't go around farting in public, then why not? Are you embarrassed? Then don't do it at home.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It's an "acting out" behavior that most people find disgusting not funny.

If you don't go around farting in public, then why not? Are you embarrassed? Then don't do it at home.

Where do you suggest people fart if they can't at home?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It's an "acting out" behavior that most people find disgusting not funny.

If you don't go around farting in public, then why not? Are you embarrassed? Then don't do it at home.

+ 1000!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It's an "acting out" behavior that most people find disgusting not funny.

If you don't go around farting in public, then why not? Are you embarrassed? Then don't do it at home.

Where do you suggest people fart if they can't at home?

In a bathroom or in private. Goodlord its not that hard.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Many young Americans are now dying of colon cancer. I am not surprised. The lifestyle and diet is horrific.

Farts are a symptom of various kinds of gut diseases.

Bahahahaahahhaaha you can’t be serious! Everyone farts!!!! Including you. Probably more than the rest because you’re so full of shit.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It's an "acting out" behavior that most people find disgusting not funny.

If you don't go around farting in public, then why not? Are you embarrassed? Then don't do it at home.

There are a million things I do in the privacy of my own home that I don’t do in public. You have sex in private right? Why? Are you embarrassed?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It's an "acting out" behavior that most people find disgusting not funny.

If you don't go around farting in public, then why not? Are you embarrassed? Then don't do it at home.

Where do you suggest people fart if they can't at home?

In a bathroom or in private. Goodlord its not that hard.

There is zero chance you always fart in the bathroom or completely privacy. You’re a liar.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It's an "acting out" behavior that most people find disgusting not funny.

If you don't go around farting in public, then why not? Are you embarrassed? Then don't do it at home.

There are a million things I do in the privacy of my own home that I don’t do in public. You have sex in private right? Why? Are you embarrassed?

Do you have sex in your living room in front of your kids and laugh about the smells and sounds??!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It's an "acting out" behavior that most people find disgusting not funny.

If you don't go around farting in public, then why not? Are you embarrassed? Then don't do it at home.

Where do you suggest people fart if they can't at home?

In a bathroom or in private. Goodlord its not that hard.

There is zero chance you always fart in the bathroom or completely privacy. You’re a liar.

Sometimes I do fart in the mall when I'm alone but pretty much its in the bathroom or outside on a walk. I dont fart in my car b/c the odor lingers.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Do you fart in the office at work in front of other people? It's abusive. It's not funny.

I remember those gag gifts like the farting whoopie cushion from the 1970s. I hated those.

I look back now. My friend's family who would make fart jokes had a mother with uterine cancer. The "C" word was often whispered about. Another cousin had a grandmother on her mother's side who had a colostomy bag. I don't know why.

Those cousins always made loud rude farting jokes, like they would make their dolls legs fart. They would put their hand under their armpits and make farting noises.

Belching and farting in front of some people and not others is a form of abuse, not humorous and not normal.

I’m the office crop duster so that is sort of in front of coworkers.

And you are off the charts saying farting is abuse if in front of some and not others. Maybe a Dutch oven is a bit abusive. But it’s also fun.