What's the funniest comment you have ever read on dcurbanmom?

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Anonymous wrote:The holiday thread w/ the food-restrictive ILs where OP claimed to have "won" a Harry & David food basket.

The capri pants hate thread in the fashion forum that gets renewed every year (are we overdue for 2024?)

It’s me, Harry and David Basket Lady! This is now a tradition at almost every holiday with ILs. Now I just frame it as, “We all enjoyed it so much last time, here it is again!”

Good for you! We are so very proud of you for overcoming your own particular case of IL food madness! Most people just keep going with different expectations each time.

IL food madness reminds me of that bizarre thread with the FIL who keeps ordering two entrees much to the rage of his DIL.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Just today, on a serious thread about whether it was too soon for euthanizing OP's cockapoo, when someone thought it was a bird not a dog.

Wow so funny 🙄

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/15/1183580.page#26740028

Poster 22:39 - You made me cry you were so funny.

Thanks for sharing that!

"When he eats cereal oh shit. I have to go to another planet."

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Nothing posted so far is remotely funny. The bar is incredibly low here when it comes to humor.

Post the funniest thing you’ve ever seen or heard, not from DCUM, but from anytime in your life.

Scenes in films by Monty Python.

[Anonymous]

The thread of the woman who wanted her soon-to-be exH get a vasectomy so he couldn’t have any more children with a potential second wife. So crazy! She was planning to take him to get snipped and drop off the divorce papers after.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Nothing posted so far is remotely funny. The bar is incredibly low here when it comes to humor.

Post the funniest thing you’ve ever seen or heard, not from DCUM, but from anytime in your life.

Scenes in films by Monty Python.

Which ones, specifically

[Anonymous]

How did we get this far without “lightly fried tuna”? While it wasn’t necessarily full of one-liners, the overall trolling was amazing, along with the OP doubling down.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How did we get this far without “lightly fried tuna”? While it wasn’t necessarily full of one-liners, the overall trolling was amazing, along with the OP doubling down.

I love how "lightly fried tuna" lives on in so many other threads. It's like a DCUM Easter egg that just keeps reappearing.

[Anonymous]

Burgundy washcloth
Larka
Fried tuna

[Anonymous]

Some things may not necessarily be funny but have passed into the DCUM pantheon of legends. Like taking your toddler to Ruth’s Chris on NYE. Or the question about how many spears of asparagus.

[Anonymous]

On a thread a few days ago (Political forum, I think) someone was describing a homeless woman in NYC. While the thread wasn't funny, this particular post made me laugh so hard. She described the woman as living in a trash can and popping out like Oscar the Grouch at passerby to scream at them to get away from her home. It was just so unexpectedly funny, I even wake up at night sometimes laughing when I think about it.

[Anonymous]

I remember this thread from 5 years ago. Quite witty and clever!

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/796661.page

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Nothing posted so far is remotely funny. The bar is incredibly low here when it comes to humor.

Post the funniest thing you’ve ever seen or heard, not from DCUM, but from anytime in your life.

NP
This makes me laugh every time

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Anonymous wrote:Some threads end up funny without meaning to be. Someone was asking about fashionable sandals for heavy walking, and people kept recommending Birkenstocks and Crocs and the fashionable posters were losing their minds.

The Birkenstocks and crocs people are correct. I hate both of them but that’s the situation right now

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Nothing posted so far is remotely funny. The bar is incredibly low here when it comes to humor.

Post the funniest thing you’ve ever seen or heard, not from DCUM, but from anytime in your life.

Scenes in films by Monty Python.

I feel like the Cabinets! Wolf thread reads like a Monty Python script in some places. Very Holy Grail-ish. 'I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!'