IL food madness reminds me of that bizarre thread with the FIL who keeps ordering two entrees much to the rage of his DIL. |
Wow so funny 🙄 |
Thanks for sharing that! "When he eats cereal oh shit. I have to go to another planet." |
Scenes in films by Monty Python. |
The thread of the woman who wanted her soon-to-be exH get a vasectomy so he couldn’t have any more children with a potential second wife. So crazy! She was planning to take him to get snipped and drop off the divorce papers after. |
Which ones, specifically |
How did we get this far without “lightly fried tuna”? While it wasn’t necessarily full of one-liners, the overall trolling was amazing, along with the OP doubling down. |
I love how "lightly fried tuna" lives on in so many other threads. It's like a DCUM Easter egg that just keeps reappearing. |
Burgundy washcloth
Larka Fried tuna |
Some things may not necessarily be funny but have passed into the DCUM pantheon of legends. Like taking your toddler to Ruth’s Chris on NYE. Or the question about how many spears of asparagus. |
On a thread a few days ago (Political forum, I think) someone was describing a homeless woman in NYC. While the thread wasn't funny, this particular post made me laugh so hard. She described the woman as living in a trash can and popping out like Oscar the Grouch at passerby to scream at them to get away from her home. It was just so unexpectedly funny, I even wake up at night sometimes laughing when I think about it. |
I remember this thread from 5 years ago. Quite witty and clever!
https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/796661.page |
NP This makes me laugh every time |
The Birkenstocks and crocs people are correct. I hate both of them but that’s the situation right now |
I feel like the Cabinets! Wolf thread reads like a Monty Python script in some places. Very Holy Grail-ish. 'I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!' |