Be honest: raise your hand if you hide in the bathroom
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Anonymous
Who hides in the bathroom pretending to poop but really just hanging out on your phone, getting some “me” time? Am I the only one? I’m sure my family thinks I’m chronically constipated. 
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Anonymous
| Never, my family doesn't care and will walk right in. |
Anonymous
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Hand raised
Except the other day DD said, “mama’s hanging out in the bathroom again,” so my shtick is up. |
Anonymous
| Did it this afternoon. Lasted about 5 min. Before I heard DS (7) yell from downstairs "are you STILL pooping?!?" |
Anonymous
| I am currently hiding in the bathroom |
Anonymous
| Multiple times a day. My older daughter is on to me, but allows me some respite in there anyway. |
Anonymous
| Me. The kids call it my office. |
Anonymous
You are my husband |
Anonymous
| Totally |
Anonymous
| No, then I’m just trapped in a smaller space. |
Anonymous
| Some day Siri will detect odors |
Anonymous
| I bring candy with me. |
Anonymous
or so very many people’s husbands (and the odd wife). |
Anonymous
| I was about to post that I never do that, but I just realized that's not true. I only do it when DH is home, otherwise, there is no hiding from my 2 year old, she usually just follows me right in, and actually likes to watch |
Anonymous
| All the time. It’s the only room in the house that locks! |