Tesla, Land Rover, Mercedes, BMW, Porche, what is the one thing they have in common?
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Anonymous
You will NEVER see a bumper sticker on it any of them. 
Especially one like "My child is an honor roll student at .. " or "My dog is smarter then your honor roll student' or "My parrot pupped on your honor roll student". George Carlin neiled beautifully in this piece: https://youtu.be/IbTcRTZqZD8 |
Anonymous
| Well, you might see something on a Porche! |
Anonymous
Fifth owner. |
Anonymous
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*Porsche.
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Anonymous
| I have college stickers in the window of my Porsche. I would have more but the back hatch is plastic so the bumper sticker magnets don’t work. |
Anonymous
| I see bumper stickers on all them except the Teslas. |
Anonymous
| The drivers are almost always attention whores or status seekers. |
Anonymous
Okay, lets remove the Porsche form the thread, shell we?
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Anonymous
When you put it that way it seems that everyone is either achieved or aspiring..
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Anonymous
So what one drives if one is both rolled in one? 
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Anonymous
| The one thing all of them have in common is they all depend on fossil fuel, tesla included. |
Anonymous
| The also come with virtually nothing standard. |
Anonymous
| No, Mercedes and BMWs are too common -- lots of them with private school and sports team magnets. |
Anonymous
But if your Tesla is plugged in to your solar panels? |
Anonymous
Nope it is wind propelled, you go soooooooo fast that it just brush against the molecules an sucks the energy from the friction and virtually no need for any other energy. |