Why is Dakota Johnson wasting her time with Chris Martin?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm convinced she's HFASD.

Same.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:She has been dating Chris Martin for years now and is in her mid thirties while he is pushing 50. He already has 2 kids is divorced. Why is she wasting her fertility on this old guy who already has kids?

They finally broke up. She’s 35. 8 years of her prime. She very well could be barren right now.

Not everyone wants to have kids. I don't.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She has been dating Chris Martin for years now and is in her mid thirties while he is pushing 50. He already has 2 kids is divorced. Why is she wasting her fertility on this old guy who already has kids?

They finally broke up. She’s 35. 8 years of her prime. She very well could be barren right now.

Barren? It’s 2025, Mildred. Smart, wealthy girls freeze their eggs in their 20s.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She has been dating Chris Martin for years now and is in her mid thirties while he is pushing 50. He already has 2 kids is divorced. Why is she wasting her fertility on this old guy who already has kids?

You sound jealous.

She's only wasting it if she's not having kids with him.

[Anonymous]

Barren? What is this 1950???

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Barren? What is this 1950???

Naw, it’s just Brunch grandma.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm convinced she's HFASD.

Oh you’re convinced, are you? I guess it must be so if some idiot on the internet has made the diagnosis!

Grow up.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She has been dating Chris Martin for years now and is in her mid thirties while he is pushing 50. He already has 2 kids is divorced. Why is she wasting her fertility on this old guy who already has kids?

They finally broke up. She’s 35. 8 years of her prime. She very well could be barren right now.

Not everyone wants to have kids. I don't.

Umm, why are you on a parenting message forum then? Sounds like an exciting life.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She has been dating Chris Martin for years now and is in her mid thirties while he is pushing 50. He already has 2 kids is divorced. Why is she wasting her fertility on this old guy who already has kids?

They finally broke up. She’s 35. 8 years of her prime. She very well could be barren right now.

Barren? It’s 2025, Mildred. Smart, wealthy girls freeze their eggs in their 20s.

Smart women don’t piss their life and fertility away being used and shacking up with a man for 8 years. Freezing your eggs because you’re so busy with your email job is some Godless dystopian shit.

[Anonymous]

I can understand his position about not wanting to get married or have kids. His over that part of his life

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:He split with her when she wouldn't marry him and have kids. then they got back together

not everyone has dreams of being a suburban housewife

Not everyone has dreams of marrying an old divorced guy.

He’s a genius rock star in the biggest band of the last 50 years? Handsome for his age. Filthy rich. And they’ve been shagging for years, so clearly the old divorced guy thing doesn’t bother her. Not having a baby or two by now is senseless.

Which band was he in?

"Senseless" if you think women are just walking wombs.

Lol. I was like, was it Oasis?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She has been dating Chris Martin for years now and is in her mid thirties while he is pushing 50. He already has 2 kids is divorced. Why is she wasting her fertility on this old guy who already has kids?

They finally broke up. She’s 35. 8 years of her prime. She very well could be barren right now.

Barren? It’s 2025, Mildred. Smart, wealthy girls freeze their eggs in their 20s.

Smart women don’t piss their life and fertility away being used and shacking up with a man for 8 years. Freezing your eggs because you’re so busy with your email job is some Godless dystopian shit.

And yet, here we are.

[Anonymous]

Millennial women are hopeless.

[Anonymous]

Pretty sure I heard an interview where she basically said she doesn’t want to have kids.

[Anonymous]

Let me guess - he wouldn’t put a ring on it so she bailed. She finally woke up!