Which stereotype do you fit?

[Anonymous]

Super-charged young career woman spends the late '80s and early '90s becoming the youngest this and the first woman that. By the time she thinks about marriage, she can't find a husband, and the biological clock ticks away...

Reinvents herself in the '00s by adopting a child and becoming a single mom.

[Anonymous]

10:10 - ick.

[Anonymous]

Yankee is not a joke to some of us. Roughly the upper geographical part of the population. Do you have a brain?

[Anonymous]

All this reminds me of six-word autobiographies: http://www.newyorker.com/talk/2008/02/25/080225ta_talk_widdicombe

[Anonymous]

Parent who can be mistaken for a grandparent by anyone under 29 y/o because I waited until almost 40 before starting a family.

[Anonymous]

Everything you've heard about Germans...that's me. I'm never late (if so, it's because of something out of my control) and I love rules...any and all of them. You give me rules, I follow them!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I love rules...any and all of them.

OMG, I just realized my half-Asian, half-English daughter is actually German!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

10:10 - ick.

ick? why? r u jealous?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Everything you've heard about Germans...that's me. I'm never late (if so, it's because of something out of my control) and I love rules...any and all of them. You give me rules, I follow them!!

Hee - if my friend a woman or a mother, I'd think this was her. He says the exact same thing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Yankee is not a joke to some of us. Roughly the upper geographical part of the population. Do you have a brain?

Oh, the drama.

[Anonymous]

MILF

[Anonymous]

Large SUV driving, tennis whites in the grocery store wearing (see those for a laugh sometime-sorry can't remember what forum they were in), SAHM

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

15:33 - I know you. I am you (nicer car, houses paid for). Hope you don't drive like an a**hole. We try to keep the texting to a minimum here.

No worries, I'm not into texting, I use my BlueTooth and talk a lot.

Yes, the house is paid for. No, I drive the speed limit--musn't ding the Audi....

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Everything you've heard about Germans...that's me. I'm never late (if so, it's because of something out of my control) and I love rules...any and all of them. You give me rules, I follow them!!

A good friend of mine is German and she is EXACTLY like this! LOL!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I live in McLean. I'm tall. Thin. Blonde. Drive an Audi.

have a field day with that one.

If you want to fit that stereotype, you've got a face that's been Botoxed the $hit out of, too.

forgot to add: breast implants that are probably way too big for your frame...

Yes to the Botox, but not in the RHoOC way (the docs here are WAY better).

No to the implants, but they are too big for my frame. Unfortunately, they run in the family.