IVANA MORE IVANA

[Anonymous]

This State Dinner is so boring. How do we get Ivana promoted in the WH or her own Bravo show or something because she is en fuego! I die and live again just for more dying.
https://pagesix.com/2018/04/21/ivana-trump-says-donald-should-just-go-and-play-golf/

The Donald - BURNED
"“He has a good life and he has everything. Donald is going to be 74, 73 for the next [election] and maybe he should just go and play golf and enjoy his fortune,” the president’s ex-wife said."

Vanessa - SUPER BURNED
"“Donald Jr. is a good-looking guy. He is successful. He is not going to have a problem to find a girl,” she said. “Maybe Vanessa might have a little problem because she has five kids . . . who is going to date and marry the woman who has five children? Especially since she is young [40] and she might want to have more.”"

Donald Jr / all men - ALSO BURNED
"“It’s always distressing, because I’ve been there,” said Ivana of the cheating allegations. “But who am I to judge and who knows what was the situation at that moment? “It’s a long time ago now, so I think Vanessa knew it all along and maybe she just couldn’t get over the hurt to forgive him. But I honestly don’t know that many men who can keep their zippers up.”"

Melania - BURNED
"“I have pride and I have dignity and stuff like that, but so many women, around the world, they live with the men knowing that they are cheating and stuff like that. Everybody handles their situation their own way.”"

Putin - ODDLY NOT BURNED IN MAYBE ANOTHER DONALD BURN
"“I think [Russian president Vladimir] Putin is the toughest guy in the world. Really.""

Lara - BURNED
"“And Lara, I never thought she would have many children because she’s very slim and she runs in the marathons and things like that. It’s hard for the body. [But] she had the baby and she’s very happy, and I think they will have more.”"

All her children generally and some of her grandchildren - BURNED
“Somebody said, ‘Ivana, what did you think about [the] selection of the names for the grandkids?’ ” she said. “I’m not going to name which ones but some of them are just long and some of them are outdated, but again it’s [the parents’] child.”

[Anonymous]

Oh my!
Don Jr. Is considered good-looking? Only in a mother's eyes.

[Anonymous]

Do you mean Ivanka?

[Anonymous]

Ivana (mother of Ivanka) is the one making these statements.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Do you mean Ivanka?

It's obviously Ivana. (NP)

[Anonymous]

I think she is jealous of Melania. She would have LOVED to become first lady.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think she is jealous of Melania. She would have LOVED to become first lady.

As she said, she IS the First Lady of Trump.

God I wish she was the FLOTUS.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Do you mean Ivanka?

Did you come from Mars?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think she is jealous of Melania. She would have LOVED to become first lady.

As she said, she IS the First Lady of Trump.

God I wish she was the FLOTUS.

She was his first wife. That is not the same as the first lady.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think she is jealous of Melania. She would have LOVED to become first lady.

As she said, she IS the First Lady of Trump.

God I wish she was the FLOTUS.

She was his first wife. That is not the same as the first lady.

Um, duh.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This State Dinner is so boring. How do we get Ivana promoted in the WH or her own Bravo show or something because she is en fuego! I die and live again just for more dying.
https://pagesix.com/2018/04/21/ivana-trump-says-donald-should-just-go-and-play-golf/

The Donald - BURNED
"“He has a good life and he has everything. Donald is going to be 74, 73 for the next [election] and maybe he should just go and play golf and enjoy his fortune,” the president’s ex-wife said."

Vanessa - SUPER BURNED
"“Donald Jr. is a good-looking guy. He is successful. He is not going to have a problem to find a girl,” she said. “Maybe Vanessa might have a little problem because she has five kids . . . who is going to date and marry the woman who has five children? Especially since she is young [40] and she might want to have more.”"

Donald Jr / all men - ALSO BURNED
"“It’s always distressing, because I’ve been there,” said Ivana of the cheating allegations. “But who am I to judge and who knows what was the situation at that moment? “It’s a long time ago now, so I think Vanessa knew it all along and maybe she just couldn’t get over the hurt to forgive him. But I honestly don’t know that many men who can keep their zippers up.”"

Melania - BURNED
"“I have pride and I have dignity and stuff like that, but so many women, around the world, they live with the men knowing that they are cheating and stuff like that. Everybody handles their situation their own way.”"

Putin - ODDLY NOT BURNED IN MAYBE ANOTHER DONALD BURN
"“I think [Russian president Vladimir] Putin is the toughest guy in the world. Really.""

Lara - BURNED
"“And Lara, I never thought she would have many children because she’s very slim and she runs in the marathons and things like that. It’s hard for the body. [But] she had the baby and she’s very happy, and I think they will have more.”"

All her children generally and some of her grandchildren - BURNED
“Somebody said, ‘Ivana, what did you think about [the] selection of the names for the grandkids?’ ” she said. “I’m not going to name which ones but some of them are just long and some of them are outdated, but again it’s [the parents’] child.”

I love it. Typical thoughts of your average White woman, but without that pesky upper middle class stiff upper lip.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This State Dinner is so boring. How do we get Ivana promoted in the WH or her own Bravo show or something because she is en fuego! I die and live again just for more dying.
https://pagesix.com/2018/04/21/ivana-trump-says-donald-should-just-go-and-play-golf/

The Donald - BURNED
"“He has a good life and he has everything. Donald is going to be 74, 73 for the next [election] and maybe he should just go and play golf and enjoy his fortune,” the president’s ex-wife said."

Vanessa - SUPER BURNED
"“Donald Jr. is a good-looking guy. He is successful. He is not going to have a problem to find a girl,” she said. “Maybe Vanessa might have a little problem because she has five kids . . . who is going to date and marry the woman who has five children? Especially since she is young [40] and she might want to have more.”"

Donald Jr / all men - ALSO BURNED
"“It’s always distressing, because I’ve been there,” said Ivana of the cheating allegations. “But who am I to judge and who knows what was the situation at that moment? “It’s a long time ago now, so I think Vanessa knew it all along and maybe she just couldn’t get over the hurt to forgive him. But I honestly don’t know that many men who can keep their zippers up.”"

Melania - BURNED
"“I have pride and I have dignity and stuff like that, but so many women, around the world, they live with the men knowing that they are cheating and stuff like that. Everybody handles their situation their own way.”"

Putin - ODDLY NOT BURNED IN MAYBE ANOTHER DONALD BURN
"“I think [Russian president Vladimir] Putin is the toughest guy in the world. Really.""

Lara - BURNED
"“And Lara, I never thought she would have many children because she’s very slim and she runs in the marathons and things like that. It’s hard for the body. [But] she had the baby and she’s very happy, and I think they will have more.”"

All her children generally and some of her grandchildren - BURNED
“Somebody said, ‘Ivana, what did you think about [the] selection of the names for the grandkids?’ ” she said. “I’m not going to name which ones but some of them are just long and some of them are outdated, but again it’s [the parents’] child.”

I love it. Typical thoughts of your average White woman, but without that pesky upper middle class stiff upper lip.

ARE YOU KIDDING I couldn’t come up with quotes this sharp if given weeks to think about it and Ivana laid all of these down in one interview and I don’t even think she hates most of these people! -average white woman

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Do you mean Ivanka?

Did you come from Mars?

Jacqueline Mars.

[Anonymous]

I think she already had her brush with Bravo- isn't she Mama Elsa? They look the same. I bet they both say "paggabuh" instead of "pocketbook"

http://www.lifeandstylemag.com/posts/mama-elsa-patton-plastic-surgery-70288

Her show would be called "stuff like that" or "things like that" or my personal favourite:

"stuffs and tings like dat" (sic)

[Anonymous]

I love her. She is so irreverent. You can tell she took zero shit from him.