West Wing meets The Apprentice, cast the impeachment hearings

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Anonymous wrote:David Holmes


Glowed up as Alexander skarsgard because this show and it’s viewers deserve a little eye candy


Dr. Fiona Hill will be played by Kristin Scott Thomas

Oooh--you're good! Perfect!

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Ted Cruz


Joaquin Phoenix


They’ve both had issues with facial hair




And seem equally cocky.

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Anonymous wrote:Alan Arkin for Giuliani?

I love Alan Arkin. He’s too benign to play Rudy. The Giuliani actor needs to channel a particular kind of crazy.

I thought John Lithgow did a really funny Giuliani on one of the late talk shows recently. Maybe he could pull it off?

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Anonymous wrote:Senator John Neely Kennedy


Will be played by Angela Lansbury


After all they share the same hair dresser.

Excellent! Kennedy has always reminded me of an older character actor. Is it Mr. Haney from Green Acres? It's been driving me crazy.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Alan Arkin for Giuliani?

I love Alan Arkin. He’s too benign to play Rudy. The Giuliani actor needs to channel a particular kind of crazy.

I thought John Lithgow did a really funny Giuliani on one of the late talk shows recently. Maybe he could pull it off?

John lithgow is very talented, but really Jeffrey demunn has the over the top acting chops, e.g.:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlymlY-mGQ

He can pull off pissy, ranting Rudy as well as physically channel crazy eyed Rudy

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Senator John Neely Kennedy


Will be played by Angela Lansbury


After all they share the same hair dresser.

Excellent! Kennedy has always reminded me of an older character actor. Is it Mr. Haney from Green Acres? It's been driving me crazy.

I know exactly what you mean—it’s the voice.

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GOP counsel Steve Castor


If only lunch meat could grimace, here he is pictured with Mike Pence:


The Republicans got their 5 cents worth for this reusable grocery bag.

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Anonymous wrote:GOP counsel Steve Castor

That picture makes me think Jim Carrey could do Castor.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:GOP counsel Steve Castor

That picture makes me think Jim Carrey could do Castor.

Yup

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Next we have Rick Perry...ruggedly handsome and ruggedly dumb...



Who better to play an entitled jack wad who doesn’t think twice of lying to authorities than Ryan Lochte:


Yeah, he’s a little young for the role.. Oops.

Dennis Quaid for Rick Perry?

I thought of him as well as Tom Berenger


Both Perry and Lochte are just so genuinely vacant. It’s not intelligence per se, although that’s a big part of it. It’s what fills the void when you’re an incredibly self centered person. I don’t know if quaid or berenger could capture the vacuousness.

I've never been able to figure out how to post a picture, but I vote for Dean McDermott for Rick Perry.

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JGL as Jared

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Donald Sutherland would play John Bolton
.

When John commits to facial hair, he really commits.



So does Don. They both committed to roles as evil authoritarians too.

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Anonymous wrote:JGL as Jared

Nope. Lena Dunham embodies Jared.


They both have great skin, and no one understands how they got where they are (other than having wealthy parents).

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Next we have Rick Perry...ruggedly handsome and ruggedly dumb...



Who better to play an entitled jack wad who doesn’t think twice of lying to authorities than Ryan Lochte:


Yeah, he’s a little young for the role.. Oops.

Dennis Quaid for Rick Perry?

I thought of him as well as Tom Berenger


Both Perry and Lochte are just so genuinely vacant. It’s not intelligence per se, although that’s a big part of it. It’s what fills the void when you’re an incredibly self centered person. I don’t know if quaid or berenger could capture the vacuousness.

I've never been able to figure out how to post a picture, but I vote for Dean McDermott for Rick Perry.

Omg, for the win! Mr. Tori spelling is the quintessential dope to play Perry!

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Pompeo


Would be portrayed by Craig t. Nelson


After all, nobody helps them out.