Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The poster who always posts one word 'This.' I picture her sloshing on a computer with a giant glass of wine all alone at night as usual.

Psssst... there’s not just one poster doing this.

This.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The poster who always posts one word 'This.' I picture her sloshing on a computer with a giant glass of wine all alone at night as usual.

Psssst... there’s not just one poster doing this.

This. There are many posters writing this, and it's absolutely fabulous.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The poster who always posts one word 'This.' I picture her sloshing on a computer with a giant glass of wine all alone at night as usual.

Psssst... there’s not just one poster doing this.

This.

I am Spartucus!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The poster who always posts one word 'This.' I picture her sloshing on a computer with a giant glass of wine all alone at night as usual.

Psssst... there’s not just one poster doing this.

Yup. I was coming onto this thread to say “the poster who thinks the commonly used phrases on DCUM are all from the same person”. Gosh darn that one person who always posts +1! SHE’S EVERYWHERE.

[Anonymous]

There's a poster who comes onto some of the mommy war threads and posts about "me-me-me" culture. Somehow everything is related to being self-obsessed. Breastfeed? Me-me-me culture. SAHM? Me-me-me culture. It's odd.

[Anonymous]

Is there more than one poster who constantly defends living in the suburbs because "DC isn't Paris/Berlin/etc"?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Paleocon, who is now a not too subtle St Johns College booster.

Where? I haven't seen him around in ages. (are you assuming any post that mentions St. John's is by him?)

Yes, it’s generally pretty obvious even though he’s not using his username.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The poster who always posts one word 'This.' I picture her sloshing on a computer with a giant glass of wine all alone at night as usual.

Psssst... there’s not just one poster doing this.

This.

I am Spartucus!

This is SPEARTA!!!

Sorry, yes, I'm the dork who posts that at every opportunity. I did not originate the phrase, I'm just keeping it going

[Anonymous]

"Sleep with him. He could be your soulmate" poster. This is the advice given to every person contemplating an inappropriate relationship or bemoaning a fatal attraction at work. It is pretty funny too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Poster on Relationships whose husband is a private detective and she's embarrassed by it. Says her friends and colleagues make fun of her for it. Supposedly has super important job in State.

+1 she starts a new thread every week!

[Anonymous]

The person who visits every thread about Trader Joe’s to say how unhealthy all their food is and how they would never shop there.

The “white women age like milk” poster.

The person who obsessively posts about Kate Middleton.

[Anonymous]

poster who is absolutely convinced that red-shirted kids are ruining his/her child's experience. also thinks like 80% of the class is red-shirted. MD schools forum.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I love holiday threads, because I know “Watching Gone With the Wind on AMC While I Make Pies the Night Before Thanksgiving Poster” will drop in to tell us all about how she drinks wine and watches Gone With the Wind on AMC while making pies the night before Thanksgiving.

Awww I haven't noticed her, but I would be friends with her!

My two contributions
"i'll bite" poster
And the poster who suggests PAIGE in every name thread.

Oh, also the 55 year old 109 lb poster. Whatever, she's very specific.

OMG yes. Let's see how she's doing when she's 65.

[Anonymous]

Thigh gap guy.

[Anonymous]

The person in the job forum who can't understand why their temp to perm job assignments never turn perm.