Intestinal worms. . .I nearly passed out

[Anonymous]

Not clicking link either.

I think most people's kids have had pinworms at one time or another. If you see a kid scratching their butt, that's what it is.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You know I am not going to be able to resist clicking that link. It's almost like the link to the blackhead that got pulled out that was the size of a piece of cauliflower....

What?!?!?!?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You know I am not going to be able to resist clicking that link. It's almost like the link to the blackhead that got pulled out that was the size of a piece of cauliflower....

We're going to need that link pronto.

[Anonymous]

I think the worm that comes out from the mouth is different from one that burrows inside your mouth.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think the worm that comes out from the mouth is different from one that burrows inside your mouth.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The mouth thing cannot be true. Can a medical professional weigh in please and hopefully debunk. I would have PTSD for sure.

Professor of Helminthology here. The mouth thing is unfortunately very real. It happens most frequently in your sleep, within a few hours of taking the medication.
We usually recommend your spouse stay awake next to you with a pair of chopsticks to grab the worm and pull it out, in case it changes its mind. Please don't use tweezers, as this can bisect the worm, making it very hard, and unpleasant, to remove the rest of the beast.

The mouth is actually not the worst-case scenario: occasionally they will try to emerge from a man's penis, a singularly unpleasant experience given their barbs.

I'm thankful I'm single because I'm pretty sure there is no one or thing on this planet I could love enough to 1. Do this for. EVER and 2. Get over it enough to EVER kiss/have sex with someone who I chopsticked an intestinal worm out of their sleeping mouth.

I am howling with laughter. Thank you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The mouth thing cannot be true. Can a medical professional weigh in please and hopefully debunk. I would have PTSD for sure.

Professor of Helminthology here. The mouth thing is unfortunately very real. It happens most frequently in your sleep, within a few hours of taking the medication.
We usually recommend your spouse stay awake next to you with a pair of chopsticks to grab the worm and pull it out, in case it changes its mind. Please don't use tweezers, as this can bisect the worm, making it very hard, and unpleasant, to remove the rest of the beast.

The mouth is actually not the worst-case scenario: occasionally they will try to emerge from a man's penis, a singularly unpleasant experience given their barbs.

I'm thankful I'm single because I'm pretty sure there is no one or thing on this planet I could love enough to 1. Do this for. EVER and 2. Get over it enough to EVER kiss/have sex with someone who I chopsticked an intestinal worm out of their sleeping mouth.

I am howling with laughter. Thank you.

I lol'd as well

[Anonymous]

Well, this is a first. I literally feel like I might vomit after reading this thread. Of course I didn't stop myself from reading every single post.

[Anonymous]

I closed my eyes to scroll past whatever image was posted above. I don't want to see it.
How long are these worms coming out of people's mouths?

I remember having pinworm as a kid, and my mom would take it out of my butthole with tweezers & a q-tip
I hear people talk about cleaning every square inch of your house-- we never did that. Just wash the sheets. I never even took medicine.

Quesion: I feel like taking a de-worming thing like OP just in case. Is there harm in that?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I closed my eyes to scroll past whatever image was posted above. I don't want to see it.
How long are these worms coming out of people's mouths?

I remember having pinworm as a kid, and my mom would take it out of my butthole with tweezers & a q-tip
I hear people talk about cleaning every square inch of your house-- we never did that. Just wash the sheets. I never even took medicine.

Quesion: I feel like taking a de-worming thing like OP just in case. Is there harm in that?

You have two week to come up with the greatest Mother's Day gift that ever happened, because I just can not even imagine.

[Anonymous]

i thought it was bad when I got a case of the crabs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I closed my eyes to scroll past whatever image was posted above. I don't want to see it.
How long are these worms coming out of people's mouths?

I remember having pinworm as a kid, and my mom would take it out of my butthole with tweezers & a q-tip
I hear people talk about cleaning every square inch of your house-- we never did that. Just wash the sheets. I never even took medicine.

Quesion: I feel like taking a de-worming thing like OP just in case. Is there harm in that?

OP here. . .I ordered this from Amazon

http://www.amazon.com/Now-Foods-Wormwood-Complex-2-Ounce/dp/B000S92RNQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1430272160&sr=8-1&keywords=now+black+walnut+wormwood+extract

BIG GROSS OUT WARNING!! Don't read the first review. I have acclimated to it, but if I had read it before going to bed, I swear I wouldn't be able to sleep out of worry.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I closed my eyes to scroll past whatever image was posted above. I don't want to see it.
How long are these worms coming out of people's mouths?

I remember having pinworm as a kid, and my mom would take it out of my butthole with tweezers & a q-tip
I hear people talk about cleaning every square inch of your house-- we never did that. Just wash the sheets. I never even took medicine.

Quesion: I feel like taking a de-worming thing like OP just in case. Is there harm in that?

You have two week to come up with the greatest Mother's Day gift that ever happened, because I just can not even imagine.

+1
Omfg, you better find your mommy something good. This thread is so horrifically, appallingly amazing. I can't even with the mouth worms and chopsticks and q tips and butt holes and Jesus f'ing C, the nightmares I'm going to have about this.

[Anonymous]

Here is the question you need to ask yourself: would you rather chopstick a worm out of your lover's booty, or their mouth?

[Anonymous]

Wtf. I posted earlier from the carpool line and here I am laying in bed and I didn't think it could get any worse. WTF. This is officially the grossest thing I've ever read on DCUM. Sorry OP, I'm glad you're getting better!