I have a donut in my purse

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Donuts are the devil's food.

I love devil's food donuts. Especially at Dunkin Donuts!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Since 8:30.
I bought it this morning.
Glazed.
Yes.

If it had been a cruller, I would have thought we were separated at birth, or something. I hope it was at least wrapped in a napkin or something (I totally threw one in without anything around it once, and I think there's still glaze in my cell phone speakers!)

It's in a paper bag. Don't worry, it is safe.

OP, I have bad news for you. Paper bags are very, very unsafe for donuts. Don't worry. It takes a special skill to dispose of them properly, but I have studied long and hard to acquire that skill. Walk to the corner. Between two rocks is a flower. Count the petals. If there is an odd number of petals, go east. If there is an even number, go south. When you reach the low hedge, place the bag inside. If you hit the tree with the moss you've gone too far. Leave the bag in the hedge. It will be taken care of.

LMAO!!! You're good.

[Anonymous]

I have had a really long day and I am exhausted. And now after reading your subject line I am singing in my head "I have a donut in my purse, in my purse, in my purse....I have a donut in my purse."

God help me!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have had a really long day and I am exhausted. And now after reading your subject line I am singing in my head "I have a donut in my purse, in my purse, in my purse....I have a donut in my purse."

God help me!

Is there a jingle which goes with that?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have had a really long day and I am exhausted. And now after reading your subject line I am singing in my head "I have a donut in my purse, in my purse, in my purse....I have a donut in my purse."

God help me!

Is there a jingle which goes with that?

I just made up the tune and keep singing it. I have lost my mind.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have had a really long day and I am exhausted. And now after reading your subject line I am singing in my head "I have a donut in my purse, in my purse, in my purse....I have a donut in my purse."

God help me!

Is there a jingle which goes with that?

I just made up the tune and keep singing it. I have lost my mind.

Bahahaha I just realized its to "the wheels on the bus go round and round tune"!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have had a really long day and I am exhausted. And now after reading your subject line I am singing in my head "I have a donut in my purse, in my purse, in my purse....I have a donut in my purse."

God help me!

This made me LMAO!!!! This is definitely the weirdest thread I ever started. And it's gotten weird responses. I like.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have had a really long day and I am exhausted. And now after reading your subject line I am singing in my head "I have a donut in my purse, in my purse, in my purse....I have a donut in my purse."

God help me!

Is there a jingle which goes with that?

I just made up the tune and keep singing it. I have lost my mind.

NP, now the jingle is in my head to the tune of "There's a hole in my bucket, my bucket..."

Damn donuts and damn kid songs.

[Anonymous]

I'm on the low carb diet and am truly sorry I clicked on this thread. Oh. the. self-inflicted. torture. I want a hot Krispy Kreme!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have had a really long day and I am exhausted. And now after reading your subject line I am singing in my head "I have a donut in my purse, in my purse, in my purse....I have a donut in my purse."

God help me!

This made me LMAO!!!! This is definitely the weirdest thread I ever started. And it's gotten weird responses. I like.

I like that you started this thread as well. Great way to finish off the work day, donuts and DCUM wit. But how do you define "weird"? Nothing sticks out in my mind. But that's probably just me, the definition of weird. Oh so my 8 year old claims.

[Anonymous]

I declare this:

THE FEEL-GOOD THREAD OF THE WEEK!

[Anonymous]

I love donuts.

[Anonymous]

I love donuts too but they give me a horrible stomach ache, then I get wicked mean after my blood sugar drops after about an hour
Luckily this is why I rarely every eat them

[Anonymous]

I found an opened pack of chocolate covered graham crackers in my purse.

since Sunday, I think

You and I could be friends.

[Anonymous]

I always think of donuts as the trailer trash of bakery items. Cupcakes are more classy.