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Can we be friends? This drives me crazy, and until I read this, I was quite convinced that I was the lone holdout on the term "reared". |
Anonymous
| The FucoThin nutjob, and the tirades over the "perfect" metabolism booster. |
Anonymous
The poster above annoys me. People who are about to merge into a circle and don't YIELD. People driving within the circle should NOT have to slam on their breaks just because you have a Benz. People who refer to their phone as "my blackberry" or "my iphone". People who drive 20 mph on the left lane forcing everybody to pass them on the right. Getting paper cuts. Cold sores. Farting accidently during sex. People who say things like "You wanna eat that lobster, it's amazing. No? Are you sure? You don't know what you're missing." a) I'm not 2. b) You don't get to decide what I WANT TO eat. WTF do you know about what I want? c) Because of people like you, I am now officially "allergic" to seafood. People who overanalyze everything and think they are SO smart for doing so. "Why are you posting here? Don't you think you have deeper issues to be resolved? Do you have any hidden agenda?" Conspiracy theory rarely makes one sound smart. |
Anonymous
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16:08- why do you think you're so important that only YOU can shop on the weekend? that is so rude. No way in hell I can grocery shop or run errands during the week with my KIDS in tow - that's right - KIDS not CHILDREN. wow.....
Other things that annoy me - Suburban moms on their cells having very private conversations in very public places, and all while ignoring their KIDS - said it again. Or while at the gym pretending to work out? Which leads me to another annoyance - learn gym etiquette or work out at home! -People who flaunt their politics or religion. I don't care who you voted for. Don't care if you want to Free Tibet, want Whirled Peas, or want the war to be over. don't we all? -All bumper stickers -Facebook addicts -trend followers -people who have never experienced true tradegy or sadness in their lives. They have no perspective on what really matters. not that I want people to be sad, I just want people to appreciate what they have and where they came from. -people who allow their dogs to lick or sniff you - GROSS!! Do not assume I like dogs, or your dog, or that I want to be licked or have my vagina sniffed -women who stare at me or my children -all airport personel |
Anonymous
| It's either freezing or hot and stuffy during the summer while the AC cycles on and off. |
Anonymous
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Dogs that are in public spaces (sidewalks, playgrounds,etc) without a leash, aside from dog parks.
And, of course, parents who bring their young children to dog parks. |
Anonymous
| Moms and nannies who take their children to "little gym" or "gymboree" or "jonah's treehouse" or whatever you call it and are either glued to their phone or talking to each other the WHOLE time they are there. Are you really paying for the rental of a big room that your child can safely play in while you take care of your social interaction? Pathetic. |
Anonymous
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- moms who don't bother to clean their baby/toddlers face from food or snot.
- cashiers, sales ppl or manicurists that talk to each other, or on the phone and dont pay attention to you and ring you up wrong or delay the process. - moms who always ask to have a playdate with you but never ever ask you to come over for one especially if they have been to your house over a dozen times. NEXT! - woman who walk around in open toes with the most jacked up toes (Im not talking about the shape of your toes, but rather nail polish that is old, crusty and or yellow toe nails with fungus on it) EW! |
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Pit bulls! And people who say they are really sweet and it's not the dog, it's the owner ... I really don't care. Just get rid of that pit bull! How stupid are you? How many times do you have to read about the sweet family pet who unexpectedly rips someone's face off?!?!?!?!?
Whew. |
Anonymous
Does the title of this forum also bother you? FYI, double hyphenation is not correct. You should use an em dash. (Option+Shift+Hyphen). |
Anonymous
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I second the bumper sticker pet peeve, especially the preachy ones like, "if you're not outraged, you haven't been paying attention," or "you think you're so great? Try walking on water." Why am I being lectured from the back of someones car?
People who refer to inside jokes W/ one other person or have side conversations during group gatherings. This happens frequently with my group of 6 college friends. RUDE. |
Anonymous
| People who too literal-they have no sense of humor, are unable to read between the lines, are easily insulted and get really upset about spelling mistakes. Lighten up already, life is short. |
Anonymous
I want to second both of these and want to add, people who don't clean their kid's hands after eating and them let them play with my kid. I don't want your kids sticky or cheeto dust encrusted fingers on my child or my child's stuff. |
Anonymous
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people who answer their phone or are texting while they are sitting at dinner with others, especially if they don't leave the table just yap on their phone as if everyone at the table wants to hear thier conversation.
parents at my child's preschool who don't respond when I say hello. people who drive 2 miles an hour on the freeway because it is drizzling people who drive 60 miles an hour on residential streets. |
Anonymous
Yes! I'm sitting on my porch on my narrow, residential-only DC street, and two cars have passed in the last two minutes, blaring loud music and taking the turn (from an equally narrow street) so fast the tires squeal. And while I'm ranting: people who hold up the line at the grocery store running back to the aisles to get a WIC-approved item, then get into shiny new cars in the parking lot. Make up your mind! Are you so poor you need food stamps, or so wealthy you can afford a car that's worth four times what mine is? You really shouldn't be able to have it both ways. |