Should I be a giant orange crayon for Halloween?
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Anonymous
| I saw the costume at a thrift store yesterday for $10. Didn't buy it, but still thinking about it... |
Anonymous
| Yes, why not? |
Anonymous
| Follow your heart, OP. Follow your heart. |
Anonymous
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Yes. With a Trump wig on top.
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Anonymous
| Are you two, and your favorite color is orange? |
Anonymous
Only if you are a slutty giant orange crayon. 
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Anonymous
Ha, perfect! |
Anonymous
Of course you should. You sound fun 
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Anonymous
| 9:53 - I like you. |
Anonymous
Ha ha. Halloween costume makers overlooked that one. They'll get on making it right away!! |
Anonymous
No opportunities for slutty costumes are ever overlooked: 
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Anonymous
That is the tamest slutty costume I have ever seen. It looks like it's made for a preschool teacher to wear to the school parade, although in that case it needs sensible shoes. |
Anonymous
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OP here. I don't want to hold you all in suspense. .....
I bought the big orange crayon costume (Outrageous Orange" if you must know), today. It is not the sexy version. It is old-school cylinder. Thank you for the encouragement. 
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Anonymous
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She's not even wearing fishnets - it's not a "sexy crayon" - she just has makeup and heals on.
But please do wear an orange Trump wig and cover your face in cheeto dust! |
Anonymous
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If you have kids, print out the note from orange crayon from "When the Crayons Ran Away" and attach it to your costume.
Now that I think about it, my 5 year old might really want to be Pea Green Crayon or Neon Red Crayon from that book. |