Travis and Taylor

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Anonymous wrote:There is zero chance she marries Travis Kelce and procreates with him. Imo she got with him as a revenge on Matty Healy. Isn't Healy’s spiel in his concerts one big satire on toxic masculinity? I read that he pokes fun at macho men by pretending to eat raw meat on stage etc. I know you crazy Americans have decided that he and everyone under the sun is a racist and a bigot, but I am British and back home he is known for being woke beyond measure.
When he broke her heart last summer, Swift & team prob looked around for the most macho man available, and she now parades with him everywhere. Maybe Travis likes her genuinely, or maybe he is in it for the PR and money, but she is definitely using him.

wait, I thought he was "zesty"

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Anonymous wrote:There is zero chance she marries Travis Kelce and procreates with him. Imo she got with him as a revenge on Matty Healy. Isn't Healy’s spiel in his concerts one big satire on toxic masculinity? I read that he pokes fun at macho men by pretending to eat raw meat on stage etc. I know you crazy Americans have decided that he and everyone under the sun is a racist and a bigot, but I am British and back home he is known for being woke beyond measure.
When he broke her heart last summer, Swift & team prob looked around for the most macho man available, and she now parades with him everywhere. Maybe Travis likes her genuinely, or maybe he is in it for the PR and money, but she is definitely using him.

wait, I thought he was "zesty"

He is large, bearded, hairy and “Viva Las Vegas.” And plays a “manly” sport. He likes the limelight. He is basically the opposite of her former flame.

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Anonymous wrote:There is zero chance she marries Travis Kelce and procreates with him. Imo she got with him as a revenge on Matty Healy. Isn't Healy’s spiel in his concerts one big satire on toxic masculinity? I read that he pokes fun at macho men by pretending to eat raw meat on stage etc. I know you crazy Americans have decided that he and everyone under the sun is a racist and a bigot, but I am British and back home he is known for being woke beyond measure.
When he broke her heart last summer, Swift & team prob looked around for the most macho man available, and she now parades with him everywhere. Maybe Travis likes her genuinely, or maybe he is in it for the PR and money, but she is definitely using him.

wait, I thought he was "zesty"

He is very zesty, as are his bachelor buddies...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:They’re done as soon as she goes to Europe. She’ll be with a Brit boy by July. This “chapter” is a wrap.

Another goal post!

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Anonymous wrote:There is zero chance she marries Travis Kelce and procreates with him. Imo she got with him as a revenge on Matty Healy. Isn't Healy’s spiel in his concerts one big satire on toxic masculinity? I read that he pokes fun at macho men by pretending to eat raw meat on stage etc. I know you crazy Americans have decided that he and everyone under the sun is a racist and a bigot, but I am British and back home he is known for being woke beyond measure.
When he broke her heart last summer, Swift & team prob looked around for the most macho man available, and she now parades with him everywhere. Maybe Travis likes her genuinely, or maybe he is in it for the PR and money, but she is definitely using him.

wait, I thought he was "zesty"

He is very zesty, as are his bachelor buddies...

NP. So he’s into black women, she’s deeply in love with Matty Healy, and they’re both also closeted gay people in a beard relationship, is that right?

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Anonymous wrote:There is zero chance she marries Travis Kelce and procreates with him. Imo she got with him as a revenge on Matty Healy. Isn't Healy’s spiel in his concerts one big satire on toxic masculinity? I read that he pokes fun at macho men by pretending to eat raw meat on stage etc. I know you crazy Americans have decided that he and everyone under the sun is a racist and a bigot, but I am British and back home he is known for being woke beyond measure.
When he broke her heart last summer, Swift & team prob looked around for the most macho man available, and she now parades with him everywhere. Maybe Travis likes her genuinely, or maybe he is in it for the PR and money, but she is definitely using him.

wait, I thought he was "zesty"

He is very zesty, as are his bachelor buddies...

NP. So he’s into black women, she’s deeply in love with Matty Healy, and they’re both also closeted gay people in a beard relationship, is that right?

Not quite. It's not a relationship at all. It's completely fabricated and she's utterly grossed out by him. She doesn't want to be anywhere near him, and the relationship is so fake it will end by the time the football season is over. I mean, once the Super Bowl is done. I mean, once her album is released. I mean, once her tour starts back up. I mean, once July hits. I mean, once the football season starts back up. ............

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Anonymous wrote:There is zero chance she marries Travis Kelce and procreates with him. Imo she got with him as a revenge on Matty Healy. Isn't Healy’s spiel in his concerts one big satire on toxic masculinity? I read that he pokes fun at macho men by pretending to eat raw meat on stage etc. I know you crazy Americans have decided that he and everyone under the sun is a racist and a bigot, but I am British and back home he is known for being woke beyond measure.
When he broke her heart last summer, Swift & team prob looked around for the most macho man available, and she now parades with him everywhere. Maybe Travis likes her genuinely, or maybe he is in it for the PR and money, but she is definitely using him.

wait, I thought he was "zesty"

He is very zesty, as are his bachelor buddies...

NP. So he’s into black women, she’s deeply in love with Matty Healy, and they’re both also closeted gay people in a beard relationship, is that right?

Not quite. It's not a relationship at all. It's completely fabricated and she's utterly grossed out by him. She doesn't want to be anywhere near him, and the relationship is so fake it will end by the time the football season is over. I mean, once the Super Bowl is done. I mean, once her album is released. I mean, once her tour starts back up. I mean, once July hits. I mean, once the football season starts back up. ............

Lolz

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Anonymous wrote:There is zero chance she marries Travis Kelce and procreates with him. Imo she got with him as a revenge on Matty Healy. Isn't Healy’s spiel in his concerts one big satire on toxic masculinity? I read that he pokes fun at macho men by pretending to eat raw meat on stage etc. I know you crazy Americans have decided that he and everyone under the sun is a racist and a bigot, but I am British and back home he is known for being woke beyond measure.
When he broke her heart last summer, Swift & team prob looked around for the most macho man available, and she now parades with him everywhere. Maybe Travis likes her genuinely, or maybe he is in it for the PR and money, but she is definitely using him.

wait, I thought he was "zesty"

He is very zesty, as are his bachelor buddies...

NP. So he’s into black women, she’s deeply in love with Matty Healy, and they’re both also closeted gay people in a beard relationship, is that right?

Not quite. It's not a relationship at all. It's completely fabricated and she's utterly grossed out by him. She doesn't want to be anywhere near him, and the relationship is so fake it will end by the time the football season is over. I mean, once the Super Bowl is done. I mean, once her album is released. I mean, once her tour starts back up. I mean, once July hits. I mean, once the football season starts back up. ............

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Anonymous wrote:There is zero chance she marries Travis Kelce and procreates with him. Imo she got with him as a revenge on Matty Healy. Isn't Healy’s spiel in his concerts one big satire on toxic masculinity? I read that he pokes fun at macho men by pretending to eat raw meat on stage etc. I know you crazy Americans have decided that he and everyone under the sun is a racist and a bigot, but I am British and back home he is known for being woke beyond measure.
When he broke her heart last summer, Swift & team prob looked around for the most macho man available, and she now parades with him everywhere. Maybe Travis likes her genuinely, or maybe he is in it for the PR and money, but she is definitely using him.

wait, I thought he was "zesty"

He is very zesty, as are his bachelor buddies...

NP. So he’s into black women, she’s deeply in love with Matty Healy, and they’re both also closeted gay people in a beard relationship, is that right?

Not quite. It's not a relationship at all. It's completely fabricated and she's utterly grossed out by him. She doesn't want to be anywhere near him, and the relationship is so fake it will end by the time the football season is over. I mean, once the Super Bowl is done. I mean, once her album is released. I mean, once her tour starts back up. I mean, once July hits. I mean, once the football season starts back up. ............

Lip readers are confirming she is grossed out by him. Try to keep up.

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Anonymous wrote:There is zero chance she marries Travis Kelce and procreates with him. Imo she got with him as a revenge on Matty Healy. Isn't Healy’s spiel in his concerts one big satire on toxic masculinity? I read that he pokes fun at macho men by pretending to eat raw meat on stage etc. I know you crazy Americans have decided that he and everyone under the sun is a racist and a bigot, but I am British and back home he is known for being woke beyond measure.
When he broke her heart last summer, Swift & team prob looked around for the most macho man available, and she now parades with him everywhere. Maybe Travis likes her genuinely, or maybe he is in it for the PR and money, but she is definitely using him.

wait, I thought he was "zesty"

He is very zesty, as are his bachelor buddies...

NP. So he’s into black women, she’s deeply in love with Matty Healy, and they’re both also closeted gay people in a beard relationship, is that right?

Not quite. It's not a relationship at all. It's completely fabricated and she's utterly grossed out by him. She doesn't want to be anywhere near him, and the relationship is so fake it will end by the time the football season is over. I mean, once the Super Bowl is done. I mean, once her album is released. I mean, once her tour starts back up. I mean, once July hits. I mean, once the football season starts back up. ............

Lip readers are confirming she is grossed out by him. Try to keep up.

Pleeeeease let this be a real comment and not satire 😂

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Anonymous wrote:There is zero chance she marries Travis Kelce and procreates with him. Imo she got with him as a revenge on Matty Healy. Isn't Healy’s spiel in his concerts one big satire on toxic masculinity? I read that he pokes fun at macho men by pretending to eat raw meat on stage etc. I know you crazy Americans have decided that he and everyone under the sun is a racist and a bigot, but I am British and back home he is known for being woke beyond measure.
When he broke her heart last summer, Swift & team prob looked around for the most macho man available, and she now parades with him everywhere. Maybe Travis likes her genuinely, or maybe he is in it for the PR and money, but she is definitely using him.

wait, I thought he was "zesty"

He is very zesty, as are his bachelor buddies...

NP. So he’s into black women, she’s deeply in love with Matty Healy, and they’re both also closeted gay people in a beard relationship, is that right?

Don’t know about the rest, but she is in love with Matty Healy. I have it on good authority that she met him way before everyone thinks she did, and lyrics about him are all over her 1989 album too. She’s been dreaming about him her entire adult life. You don’t get over that in 3 months. Btdt.

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Wow some chick in the internet who spends more time looking at big macs more than people's lips totally confirmed the relationship is a sham I'm convinced

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Anonymous wrote:There is zero chance she marries Travis Kelce and procreates with him. Imo she got with him as a revenge on Matty Healy. Isn't Healy’s spiel in his concerts one big satire on toxic masculinity? I read that he pokes fun at macho men by pretending to eat raw meat on stage etc. I know you crazy Americans have decided that he and everyone under the sun is a racist and a bigot, but I am British and back home he is known for being woke beyond measure.
When he broke her heart last summer, Swift & team prob looked around for the most macho man available, and she now parades with him everywhere. Maybe Travis likes her genuinely, or maybe he is in it for the PR and money, but she is definitely using him.

wait, I thought he was "zesty"

He is very zesty, as are his bachelor buddies...

NP. So he’s into black women, she’s deeply in love with Matty Healy, and they’re both also closeted gay people in a beard relationship, is that right?

Don’t know about the rest, but she is in love with Matty Healy. I have it on good authority that she met him way before everyone thinks she did, and lyrics about him are all over her 1989 album too. She’s been dreaming about him her entire adult life. You don’t get over that in 3 months. Btdt.

Good authority huh? So one of Taylor’s close friends spends their day on DCUM?

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Anonymous wrote:There is zero chance she marries Travis Kelce and procreates with him. Imo she got with him as a revenge on Matty Healy. Isn't Healy’s spiel in his concerts one big satire on toxic masculinity? I read that he pokes fun at macho men by pretending to eat raw meat on stage etc. I know you crazy Americans have decided that he and everyone under the sun is a racist and a bigot, but I am British and back home he is known for being woke beyond measure.
When he broke her heart last summer, Swift & team prob looked around for the most macho man available, and she now parades with him everywhere. Maybe Travis likes her genuinely, or maybe he is in it for the PR and money, but she is definitely using him.

wait, I thought he was "zesty"

He is very zesty, as are his bachelor buddies...

NP. So he’s into black women, she’s deeply in love with Matty Healy, and they’re both also closeted gay people in a beard relationship, is that right?

Don’t know about the rest, but she is in love with Matty Healy. I have it on good authority that she met him way before everyone thinks she did, and lyrics about him are all over her 1989 album too. She’s been dreaming about him her entire adult life. You don’t get over that in 3 months. Btdt.

Good authority huh? So one of Taylor’s close friends spends their day on DCUM?

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Anonymous wrote:There is zero chance she marries Travis Kelce and procreates with him. Imo she got with him as a revenge on Matty Healy. Isn't Healy’s spiel in his concerts one big satire on toxic masculinity? I read that he pokes fun at macho men by pretending to eat raw meat on stage etc. I know you crazy Americans have decided that he and everyone under the sun is a racist and a bigot, but I am British and back home he is known for being woke beyond measure.
When he broke her heart last summer, Swift & team prob looked around for the most macho man available, and she now parades with him everywhere. Maybe Travis likes her genuinely, or maybe he is in it for the PR and money, but she is definitely using him.

wait, I thought he was "zesty"

He is very zesty, as are his bachelor buddies...

NP. So he’s into black women, she’s deeply in love with Matty Healy, and they’re both also closeted gay people in a beard relationship, is that right?

Don’t know about the rest, but she is in love with Matty Healy. I have it on good authority that she met him way before everyone thinks she did, and lyrics about him are all over her 1989 album too. She’s been dreaming about him her entire adult life. You don’t get over that in 3 months. Btdt.

This isn't a secret. If you have been paying attention this is obvious, and was made much more obvious by TTPD.

I have also BTDT, and got over it quickly with someone else I met soon after who knocked me off my feet, as she did.