The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Anonymous wrote:Why did Camilla shoe Kate away from Melania? Was the convo for women with big hats only?

I think she’s warning her that the horse is coming up to them.

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When I first glanced at this picture it seemed like the belt was skin tone.

I actually had that same reaction to the first photo from a greater distance. Like a second of "oh my god is she doing a bare midriff at Buckingham Palace???" before I realized it was a belt.

The weirdest thing is the dress looks just like the green dress Kate wore to the Earthshot Prize -https://www.harpersbazaar.com/uk/fashion/a42139785/kate-middleton-rents-green-dress-earthshot-prize/
Its almost an exact copy except the colors and the belt.

Exact? There's no cleavage with this dress. No contrasting belt. Also, it's for a black tie event. Last night was white tie.

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And the green dress is much softer and reads a a sleek column dress. The yellow dress is too stiff and not tailored for her - the skirt looks like it may be too long.

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OMG what on earth Melania

I spy "a coat stand" lol

It was not until I saw your comment that I realized Melania is in that photo. Just OMG.

Same! I kept looking at it and literally did not see her. OMG.

Holy crap, this is HILARIOUS

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Anonymous wrote:Another angle

When I first glanced at this picture it seemed like the belt was skin tone.

I actually had that same reaction to the first photo from a greater distance. Like a second of "oh my god is she doing a bare midriff at Buckingham Palace???" before I realized it was a belt.

The weirdest thing is the dress looks just like the green dress Kate wore to the Earthshot Prize -https://www.harpersbazaar.com/uk/fashion/a42139785/kate-middleton-rents-green-dress-earthshot-prize/
Its almost an exact copy except the colors and the belt.

Exact? There's no cleavage with this dress. No contrasting belt. Also, it's for a black tie event. Last night was white tie.

It was also at an event in the US, for the Earthshot prize. So the very modern cut of the dress and the bright color made sense. It also got panned because the green shade was so bright, but relatively speaking, it was a lower stakes appearance for Kate than this state banquet was for Melania. Kate and William were promoting his popular environmental initiative and maybe raising their US profile a bit. Whereas Melania and Donald are on a critical state visit to our closest ally in Europe during a time of great political turmoil including escalating Russian aggression in Europe and ton of political controversy at home. They need positive headlines and to communicate to Europe (and Russia) that the US is still with them in order to keep Putin from getting too bold, plus they should be using the opportunity to make Trump look presidential as a distraction from Epstein and the economy and the general $hitshow he is overseeing right now.

Instead Trump looked like Weekend at Bernie's Goes Union Jack! and Melania looked alternately like Carmen San Diego, a designer coat rack, and a ripe banana. Wut.

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Anonymous wrote:And the green dress is much softer and reads a a sleek column dress. The yellow dress is too stiff and not tailored for her - the skirt looks like it may be too long.

Also they just have different body types -- I don't really like the green dress but can see why Kate chose that style as it suits her very trim, athletic build (HOW has this woman had three children, I just do not understand how this is humanly possible but good on her). Melania is a beautiful woman with a fantastic figure, but it's different than Kate's and calls for a different style of dress. Melania can still absolutely wear a fitted dress, but it needs to work with her curves, especially her bust, and makes sense for the way she moves. I don't understand why she keeps gravitating towards these stiff, severe fabrics and cuts when something a little flowing and soft is so flattering on her.

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Anonymous wrote:Another angle

When I first glanced at this picture it seemed like the belt was skin tone.

I actually had that same reaction to the first photo from a greater distance. Like a second of "oh my god is she doing a bare midriff at Buckingham Palace???" before I realized it was a belt.

The weirdest thing is the dress looks just like the green dress Kate wore to the Earthshot Prize -https://www.harpersbazaar.com/uk/fashion/a42139785/kate-middleton-rents-green-dress-earthshot-prize/
Its almost an exact copy except the colors and the belt.

Exact? There's no cleavage with this dress. No contrasting belt. Also, it's for a black tie event. Last night was white tie.

It was also at an event in the US, for the Earthshot prize. So the very modern cut of the dress and the bright color made sense. It also got panned because the green shade was so bright, but relatively speaking, it was a lower stakes appearance for Kate than this state banquet was for Melania. Kate and William were promoting his popular environmental initiative and maybe raising their US profile a bit. Whereas Melania and Donald are on a critical state visit to our closest ally in Europe during a time of great political turmoil including escalating Russian aggression in Europe and ton of political controversy at home. They need positive headlines and to communicate to Europe (and Russia) that the US is still with them in order to keep Putin from getting too bold, plus they should be using the opportunity to make Trump look presidential as a distraction from Epstein and the economy and the general $hitshow he is overseeing right now.

Instead Trump looked like Weekend at Bernie's Goes Union Jack! and Melania looked alternately like Carmen San Diego, a designer coat rack, and a ripe banana. Wut.

Weekend at Bernie's and Carmen Sandiego, ahahahaha, nailed it!

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Anonymous wrote:Why did Camilla shoe Kate away from Melania? Was the convo for women with big hats only?

I think she’s warning her that the horse is coming up to them.

I also did not see that as shooing her away.

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Anonymous wrote:Yall are so freakin' funny. What a lovely way to start the day. Some people start by checking the Asian stock markets, I start with this.

I love Mel's earrings. But that's about it. And somebody needs to put that Rump open mouth, hand-paint pick on the political topic "Trump is not well". I'd do it but I lack the skill or inclination to learn it.

Same! I feel like these threads have made me better at consuming fashion and beauty content over the years. Everyone is so perceptive...and funny.

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OMG! Is this a real photo? I know she is just looking down, but did anyone notice that she is a grim reaper? She is literally holding the scythe!

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Melania looks fine in the video with the kids.

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OMG! Is this a real photo? I know she is just looking down, but did anyone notice that she is a grim reaper? She is literally holding the scythe!

I'm surprised people aren't upset about the scythe because none of the other three are in good health. Though I actually enjoy the dark humor. Death is a part of life.

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Girl u so bad you made me LOL

Omg! Yawny Donny looks like he's figuring out how to steal that thing.