Middle aged moms, have you ever . . .

Anonymous
lied and told your husband you had your period to get out of sex, because you knew you were going to get it in a day or two and he'd never know the difference?
Anonymous
Unfortunately for me, my husband isn't put off by period sex, so, his only response would be to go grab a towel.

Why don't you just tell him you don't feel like having sex?
Anonymous
No. If I really don't want to do it, I don't. But I usually just say yes. Why would you lie?
Anonymous
No. If I don't feel like having sex I either take one for the team and do it anyway, or tell him.
Anonymous
I can't even imagine this. I seem to ALWAYS want it these days. Something clicked when I turned 40 and I'm damn near insatiable.
Anonymous
Never. Unfortunately too much demand from DH is not a problem for me.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:No. If I don't feel like having sex I either take one for the team and do it anyway, or tell him.


This.
Anonymous
As a DH I always assumed that "I'm really tired tonight" was the standard get out of sex free card.

BTW the "period" excuse only works if DH if completely clueless. Most men would know if you were actually on your period. We have calendars and can see trash cans, etc.
Anonymous
I would tell her to get into the doggy position, cause I'm gonna eat dat ass!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I would tell her to get into the doggy position, cause I'm gonna eat dat ass!


I just spit my soda all over my computer and everyone is trying to figure out what the hell happened.

Thank you for that - crappy day turned around with a good laugh
Anonymous
Wander by "Scary Mommy" and read the confessions. You'll frequently see statements about what women are saying to get out of sex. I've seen the period one.

Making excuses - and even outright lying - instead of just saying, "I don't want to have sex" seems to be pretty common there (if not here.)
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Unfortunately for me, my husband isn't put off by period sex, so, his only response would be to go grab a towel.

Why don't you just tell him you don't feel like having sex?


+1
Anonymous
No-- wouldn't he know if you had your period or not?
Anonymous

No.

DH can take the honest truth.

Anonymous
No i just tell him i don't feel like having sex. Day to day life and exhaustion is a legit excuse we've both used.
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