Lauren Sanchez

Anonymous
Some people on this thread really think her work isn't that bad? She is total filler face, cheeks and lips. Looks like a clown. Super fake hair color, tacky dress and shoes. Not to mention the pneumatic devices that seem to precede her entry into the room by a few feet.
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Anonymous wrote:Also - have you seen this? I do declare that I think Leo just blew them off. Also, they look like midgets.




Look at her sucking up to him, and he had no time for it. She's gross, truly. But water always finds its level, Bezos.



He also probably knows her ex Patrick Whitesell (well liked in H'wood) and agrees with us that she's gross.


Read the twitter comments on the video - cracking me up.


In the stills you can see she rubs herself all over him on her way up.

Also. Someone commented that Leo gave them that sprinkle energy haha
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Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Also - have you seen this? I do declare that I think Leo just blew them off. Also, they look like midgets.




Look at her sucking up to him, and he had no time for it. She's gross, truly. But water always finds its level, Bezos.



He also probably knows her ex Patrick Whitesell (well liked in H'wood) and agrees with us that she's gross.


Read the twitter comments on the video - cracking me up.


So funny

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LOL

Leo can't get away fast enough!

Wonder if Jeff feels similar......
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Anonymous wrote:Come on OP. Add the picture rather than a link or video.



Pictured: Midlife crisis. This guy gets one proper b.j. and blew up his life for this skank. Sad.

But sidebar: McKenzie did not meet him before he was rich. Jeff was literally her manager at an investment bank. He was already a millionaire.
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Anonymous wrote:She looks like she’s going to topple over with those boobs. That dress is cheesy. She is not a classy woman like Mackenzie.


LS is cheesy and looks like a man, but MacKenzie is ugly. Not sure why everyone assumes that MacKenzie is some wonderful, classy person. She was married to Bezos so clearly she wasn't too moral for him. They clawed their way to riches just like other greedy people.


Yeah, but something to be said for a woman who was with a man before they had money vs. the world's oldest profession.

Not sure if this is the case with Jeff/Mackenzie (former^^) and not inclined/interested enough to Google, frankly, but Lauren (latter^^) looks just pathetic and desperate - enough that she could not hide it if she wanted to. But then, presumably she could not hide anything with all those fillers. She looks ridiculous.

PP is accurate, she looks like a cheap blow up doll.

Ladies who think you look good with all that crap in your face, look again.


He looks ridiculous too. Have you seen him prancing around in his muscle shirts and his clownish jackets? Making out in front of paparazzi whenever he can. He is reliving high school and this is his juvenile take on the “cool guy”. Still not cool Jeff.
Anonymous
Her shoes and dress don't even match. Yes they are both sparkly silver, but still different shades. She should fire her stylist. Or hire one.

The dress looks like a senior prom dress from 1999.
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Anonymous wrote:Also - have you seen this? I do declare that I think Leo just blew them off. Also, they look like midgets.



Whatever, Leo’s a loser himself and a million times poorer than Bezos.


Leo is one of the best actors of all time. His list of movies is wide and deep. He evokes old time Hollywood. He’s no loser. You may not like that he dates younger women, or that he supports the environment, but his talent is undeniable.


I’m denying it.
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Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Also - have you seen this? I do declare that I think Leo just blew them off. Also, they look like midgets.



Whatever, Leo’s a loser himself and a million times poorer than Bezos.


Leo is one of the best actors of all time. His list of movies is wide and deep. He evokes old time Hollywood. He’s no loser. You may not like that he dates younger women, or that he supports the environment, but his talent is undeniable.


I’m denying it.


She risked $200 Billion just to rub her boobs on him. I think Leo edges Jeff out.
Anonymous
Just blown off by Leo after she rubs her body all over him.

At least he knows a gold digger when he sees one.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Her shoes and dress don't even match. Yes they are both sparkly silver, but still different shades. She should fire her stylist. Or hire one.

The dress looks like a senior prom dress from 1999.


+1. Projects a certain arrested development, when she was voted biggest flirt back in high school. The tacky trashy peep toe shoes -- yikes. I think it's clear she does not have a stylist. I assume she doesn't want any young women in their orbit.
Anonymous
My guess is Jeff wants Leo for some roll for some Amazon movie and this deluded old plastic surgery addicted tart was convinced she could flirt her way into getting Leo to commit. Leo had no interest in talking business, he has an agent for that. Quite a faux pas by the old bag.
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Anonymous wrote:My guess is Jeff wants Leo for some roll for some Amazon movie and this deluded old plastic surgery addicted tart was convinced she could flirt her way into getting Leo to commit. Leo had no interest in talking business, he has an agent for that. Quite a faux pas by the old bag.


It is hard to believe how short Bezos and Lauren are when standing next to Leo. Leo is 6'0" which is average for a male today. Bezos must be 5'4" and Lauren with stack heels must be 5'0". They are really short.
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Anonymous wrote:My guess is Jeff wants Leo for some roll for some Amazon movie and this deluded old plastic surgery addicted tart was convinced she could flirt her way into getting Leo to commit. Leo had no interest in talking business, he has an agent for that. Quite a faux pas by the old bag.


It is hard to believe how short Bezos and Lauren are when standing next to Leo. Leo is 6'0" which is average for a male today. Bezos must be 5'4" and Lauren with stack heels must be 5'0". They are really short.


Leo is on a raised platform and the Bezos/Sanchez are standing on the ground. But yeah, he's short. Google says he's 5'7" and Zuckerberg is the same height.

I think MacKenzie was a solid 2-3" taller than Jeff Bezos.

Sanchez is shorter than him. I bet her shortness contributed to his attraction.
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